decoyduck

He told me he couldn’t get an erection for years. Over 50, diabetic, heart condition, and the blue pills destroyed his stomach and didn’t work. I was celibate in our marriage for three years. The one morning he has a tickle in his pickle and he wants to share it with me. I tenderly… Read More

Sour cream. That was the family secret. Sour cream added to everything.

I’d use wand instead of mauer, but his German is beautiful. I’m very impressed

Why do I think the self-stabbing driver sounds like a murder victim?

I was a bridesmaid for a high school friend. The wedding was pretty normal. I was not asked to do anything outrageous. There was a little drama, but honestly it was fine. The worst moment came after the wedding, when I realized that I would never get a Thank You. I didn’t need a… Read More

I love sake. This is perfect. Thanks for the great information and recs

I wash in the shower, but shave in the bath. I'm too klutzy to shave in the shower.

THEORY: Some Targaryens are mad. "Every time a Targaryen is born the gods flip a coin." Some Targaryens can withstand fire, ride dragons, be a badass. I theorize that the genetics that give a Targaryen the ability to withstand fire, etc, also makes them predisposed to madness.… Read More

I was told to become Vegan by my future S-I-L. The entire destination wedding was going to be strict vegan. She started sending me notes on changing to a vegan lifestyle to 'prep my body.' I got regular patronizing emails about detoxifying my life and she signed me up for an accountability… Read More

The Pastor decided to preach about the sin of suicide and the damnation that is sure to follow. My baby brother had killed himself. It was cruel.