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Someone Calculated How Many Men The Golden Girls Actually Slept With

"There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut. I know. My toe has been on that line." – Blanche Devereaux. H/T Jezebel.

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Every fan of The Golden Girls knows that the four ladies had enviably busy dating lives, and there was many a gentleman caller over the course of the show's seven series.

Now staff at Refinery29 have rewatched all the episodes and tallied up the girls' boyfriends, dates, and mentions of old loves.

The total number? 263*.

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*Not entirely scientifically accurate, mainly due to Blanche.

Let's start with the champion lover, Blanche Devereaux.

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She clocked up 165 paramours.

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Touchstone / Disney-ABC

Although as Refinery29 points out, Blanche herself claims her number is 143, but the number-crunching revealed it's 165 if you count "old flames and unspecified partners".

Dorothy Zbornak was next, with 43.

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Touchstone / Disney-ABC

Rose Nylund had 30 guys, even though she said she didn't lose her virginity until her wedding night to dear departed Charlie.

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While last, but certainly not least, Sophia Petrillo's number was 25.

Touchstone / Disney-ABC
Touchstone / Disney-ABC

Good work, ladies. But just remember:

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