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The Definitive Ranking Of The Most So-Bad-It's-Good Dialogue In “Titanic”

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The movie Titanic is all about the spectacle and the feels, but where it really delivers is in its dialogue.

Shockingly, CRIMINALLY, of the lifeboat-capsizing amount of Oscars (11) that the movie won in 1998, none were for its script.

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Indeed, James Cameron's screenplay wasn't even one of the film's 14 nominations.

OK, it's easy to be snobby about the film's script, but it still produced some quotable, eye-rolling, glorious gems, which I will now attempt to rank in order of their awful greatness.

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19. Somebody answer the tiny-dicked toff, please.

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18. Frightfully sorry sir, didn't mean to imply that one has cooties.

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17. Groanica.

16. Typical bro, always with the bantz.

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15. Bad form Mr Andrews: you forgot to tag the rest of the ship in this comment.

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14. Co-dependent much?

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13. Ohmygod, he's such a free spirit, I could just, like, die!

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12. Ohmygod, I die. I DIE!

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11. Sorry Rosie love, that's not in the satnav.

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10. I knew the iceberg before it was cool.

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9. Sorry internet, Rose's mum does not say "ruthless existence". That would make no sense.

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8. Not at all Rose. CHUG!

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7. Simple. Effective. Timeless.

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And for good measure...

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6. Was it? It was?! 'Twas!

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5. I'll never let go*.

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4. The original Game of Thrones.

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No, Leo, actually...

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3. The best chat-up line of the century*.

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*Which was only 12 years old at that point, but whatevs.

2. [Cue 'If Women Replied To Guys On Tinder With Just Rose DeWitt-Bukater Quotes' BuzzFeed post].

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1. And the clear winner...

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...not to mention a great title for my future autobiography.

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