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    Posted on Jan 15, 2015

    The Definitive Ranking Of The Most So-Bad-It's-Good Dialogue In “Titanic”

    You jump, I jump.

    The movie Titanic is all about the spectacle and the feels, but where it really delivers is in its dialogue.

    Shockingly, CRIMINALLY, of the lifeboat-capsizing amount of Oscars (11) that the movie won in 1998, none were for its script.

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    Indeed, James Cameron's screenplay wasn't even one of the film's 14 nominations.

    OK, it's easy to be snobby about the film's script, but it still produced some quotable, eye-rolling, glorious gems, which I will now attempt to rank in order of their awful greatness.

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    19. Somebody answer the tiny-dicked toff, please.

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    18. Frightfully sorry sir, didn't mean to imply that one has cooties.

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    17. Groanica.

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    16. Typical bro, always with the bantz.

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    15. Bad form Mr Andrews: you forgot to tag the rest of the ship in this comment.

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    14. Co-dependent much?

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    13. Ohmygod, he's such a free spirit, I could just, like, die!

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    12. Ohmygod, I die. I DIE!

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    11. Sorry Rosie love, that's not in the satnav.

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    10. I knew the iceberg before it was cool.

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    9. Sorry internet, Rose's mum does not say "ruthless existence". That would make no sense.

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    8. Not at all Rose. CHUG!

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    7. Simple. Effective. Timeless.

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    And for good measure...

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    6. Was it? It was?! 'Twas!

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    5. I'll never let go*.

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    *Terms and conditions apply.

    4. The original Game of Thrones.

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    No, Leo, actually...

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    3. The best chat-up line of the century*.

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    *Which was only 12 years old at that point, but whatevs.

    2. [Cue 'If Women Replied To Guys On Tinder With Just Rose DeWitt-Bukater Quotes' BuzzFeed post].

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    1. And the clear winner...

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    ...not to mention a great title for my future autobiography.

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