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18 Times Hillary Clinton Thought The Same As You About Dessert

Putting the NOM in "nominee".

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1. "Yes, I see you. Oh, we're about to become real good friends."

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2. "Watch this guys, I'm gonna just dunk my whole face into this beautiful bitch!"

AH NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM.
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AH NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM.

3. "Yeah, that should be a big enough slice. I guess."

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4. "OK kids, you're cute and all, but repeat after me: 'Hillary doesn't share food'."

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5. "Stop f*cking distracting me, it's hard enough to decide what to order as it is."

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6. "Oh man. Me, this cake, my couch, Netflix: Best Saturday night ever."

[drools]
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[drools]

7. "Look at this. I won't lie to you, I feel like I could marry this cake right here, right now."

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8. "How f*cking long do I have to sit here until I get some bloody dessert? I mean, seriously!"

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9. "No, you can't try mine. You picked vanilla flavour, you're stuck with vanilla flavour."

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10. "So what you're telling me is: there's no cake? Not even a cookie? See, this is why I'm running for president."

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11. "Status update: they're only serving tiny bread rolls. No sweet treats. FML. Take us to DEFCON 1."

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12. "I'm not being funny, but if you order the last piece of pie again, I will have to throw down."

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13. "I wonder how many calories are in that? Ah f*ck it, I don't care."

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14. "The rule is: never order cheesecake when there's chocolate anything on the menu."

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15. "Balls, there's no classy way to eat this, is there? I DON'T EVEN CARE!"

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16. "That's right, take the coffee fondant. The toffee ones are all mine, bitch."

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17. "Skip dessert? Bah ha ha ha ha. Oh girl, you crazy."

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18. "Fruit for dessert? FRUIT?! I can't even. I'm out."

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