"There's heaps of ghosts in Dubai!"
"Yay, pizza's fun again!"
Hey, you up YET?
Other than Lyanna Mormont obvs.
Two desserts enter. One dessert leaves.
Star Trek vs Star Wars; Is one superior to the other?
“You can stack it with berries, whipped cream, you can also serve it with fried chicken, I mean, come on!”
It’s a seed!
Every halloween it appears, but should it?
"I sweat profusely when I sleep. I'm a very sweaty man."
Is “Love Actually” the new holiday classic? Let’s find out!
Battle of the BOY BANDS
So much joy out of one little stick.
“You have a naughty dachshund? He can’t do anything about this!”
“I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.”
This is the conversation we need to have.
"Nothing says 'This is festive!' like food you would order to your dorm room."
“This is like arguing with a kindergartener.”
“I’m gonna do this because I wanna ride a goddamn spaceship.”
“How are you gonna find baby Hitler?”
“It’s all pipes!”
"All my best, most fun memories were when I was drunk."
“I could be Beyoncé’s friend and she wouldn’t even know!”
"When else do your bits and pits ever see the light of day and have a chance to just see the elements?"