Fucked in Park Slope
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Big Dick in NYC
Artist David Livingston has launched an absurdist art experiment, in which he visits different NYC neighborhoods wearing a 6 foot long flaccid pink felt penis. On a recent stopover in Park Slope, Brooklyn, he added a baby bjorn with a doll in it into the mix, in the hopes of riling up some of the local stroller brigade. Big pink penis + Park Slope parents = genius.
Twitter Biggie Got Bounced!
One of the Twitterverse's favorites, @NotoriousBIG, had his account suspended today for "impersonation" and the Twitterati are all up in arms. A @FreeBigPoppa account has already been set up, and the masses are currently gathering in protest. Dear Twitter: for the love of all that is good and holy, PLEASE bring @NotoriousBIG back! Dude was H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S.
You Are NOT My Facebook Friend, Mom
Dear Moms Everywhere: NEWSFLASH: we do not want to be your Facebook friends. Do not send us a "friend request," because it will be ignored. Do not ask us to join your Mob Wars team or play scrabble 2.0, and do NOT waste a "good karma" request on us...really.
The Worst Target EVER
Empty shelves, garbage in shopping carts, incompetent employees: Welcome to Target at the Atlantic Center Mall in Brooklyn! FIPS goes undercover to figure out exactly why this particular Tarjay sucks so damn much.
Notorious B.I.G's Twitter
"If you don't know, now you know..." Despite the fact that he was murdered in 1997, Biggie is alive and well in the Twitterverse. Everyone keeps talking about Shaq's Twitter antics, (which are, admittedly, not to be missed) but Twitter Biggie is pretty friggin hilarious. He's just your average, everyday, dead rap superstar: he watches The Hills...and goes to Starbucks...and tries to avoid Ma$e's calls.
The Newest Celebrity Intern: Jonathan Safran Foer
Inspired by Gawker's recent intern coup, author James Frey, a new Park Slope blog went after (and scored!) their own hometown boy literary wunderkind intern: Jonathan Safran Foer.
Move to Brooklyn: Have Lots of Sex
How often do the stroller moms in Park Slope, Brooklyn the nabe everyone loves to hate, make sexy time? (hint: 3x a day, for some of em).
Amelie Jr: The Cutest Girl On The Internet
Everyone on the interwebs agrees: this little girl Capucine is the most adorable child on the planet. Listen to her magical story of hippos and crocodiles and baby monkeys and heaven (via Jezebel)
Real Housewives of Atlanta Catfight!
Lisa Wu Hartwell and Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta apparently got into a nasty fight with each other yesterday during the taping of a RHOA reunion special. Did you know Lisa used to be married to Keith Sweat!? Kim also accused her of having a drug problem (oh snap!)
The 'So You Think You Can Dance' Election Connection
Shocking, but true: So You Think You Can Dance is "reaching across the aisle" and bringing the Republicans and the Dems together.
Sarah Palin's $150,000 Wardrobe *Could Have* Looked Like This
Come shopping with Sarah Palin on Saks.com and NeimanMarcus.com and see what her wardrobe *could* have looked like, if someone with taste was actually shopping for her (and not, ya know...the RNC).
Serena Williams In A Bikini (Game, Set, Match)
Never before in the history of the universe, have I looked at a pic of a celeb in a bikini and felt anything but deep hatred and disgust for myself. NEVER. That is...until now.
For Only $5K You Could Win A Chance To Punch Michael Lohan Right In His Effing Face. Yay!
Michael Lohan is taking part in a charity event where people are being asked to bid on "fighting him." Like in the ring. [Yes, I'm serious].
Gay Virginity Auction
Whoa. Taking a page from Natalie Dylan's playbook, this former finance dude (totally straight...he swears!) created his own financial bailout plan by offering some guy-on-guy action to the highest bidder.
Jump A Jonas Brother Contest
A radio station in Grand Rapids Michigan is offering $10,000 to anyone who can prove that they've had consensual sex with Kevin or Joe Jonas (their 16-year-old brother Nick is off limits because he's underage). Two forms of proof must be provided from anyone claiming to have done the nasty with the purity ring wearin' JoBros, one of which must be a videotape. Say goodbye to your v-cards, boys...