10 Struggles Only Serious Dippers Understand

For those who take dipping seriously (and why wouldn't you?), life is a constant battle. Everywhere you turn, there are clueless dip eaters out there committing real dip-related crimes. When will the madness end?

1. Double dippers.

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Double dippers are the enemy.

2. Dip hogs.

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When you see one, take your dip and run for your life.

3. When there's no more dip.

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HAHA NO MORE DIP? HAHA NO BIG DEAL. IT'LL BE FINE. NO NEED TO PANIC, RIGHT? RIGHT?!?!?

4. When people leave bits of cracker/chip in the dip.

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Jim is a very bad person, and incredibly irresponsible. You can learn from Jim's mistake!

5. When you don't have the proper chip for the dip.

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But there is always hope to start anew. Always.

6. People who bite first, then dip.

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A subclass of double dipping that is just as heinous.

7. People who put their fingers in to get a taste of the dip.

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Your fingers are for holding your chip.

Nothing more.

And if you do use your fingers, you better lawyer up.

8. People who buy store-brand instead of the quality stuff.

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Are you trying to be insulting? Because that's what it seems like. Store-brand dip is the *actual* food equivalent to boredom.

9. People who use the word "dip" when they're not talking about the one true dip.

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Listen, pal: There's only one kind of dip. And it doesn't involve dancing.

Unless it's at a wedding or a Bat Mitzvah or something.

10. Messy dippers.

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Get your LIFE together, man!!! The dip goes in your MOUTH, not on your SHIRT and PANTS.

SHEESH.

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