What's Your Best Sickie Excuse?

"Just chuck a sickie mate." Calling in sick when you're not takes precision, planning, and sometimes a wild imagination.

We've all been there, right? Stressed, tired, hungover... for the love of god you just need ONE more day!

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Time to come up with a foolproof story.

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You've mapped out how it's going to go down... something that your boss will not question.

Do you go down the gastro path?

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Let's face it, the intimate details of your bowel movements are not something that people want to discuss over breakfast, and will probably mean a short conversation over the phone.

The fake funeral always works.

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You've been told to "take as much time as you need", which is good, so you can get over the initial wave of guilt.

There's always the animal encounter gone wrong.

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Killer bees, a pack of hungry wolves, drop bears... the list is endless!

Or maybe your excuse has been "out of this world".

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The truth is out there... just don't let the boss find it.

Don't lie, we've all done it. So what's your BEST sickie excuse? Share it with us in the comments below.

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