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28 Of The Funniest Tweets From "The Bachelorette" Finale

"I feel like this season of #BacheloretteAU is the first realistic TV representation of the hetero dating pool."

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Man you said it Alien vs Predator poster.... #TheBacheloretteAU #BacheloretteAU

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"I came here looking for a regular guy, and I've met a stalker and a married man who got his balls snipped" - #BacheloretteAU

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There is literally no way this shot would ever happen if Apollo was still in this competition. #BacheloretteAU

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Who will she CHOOSE?! A man worth half a billion dollars or a terrifyingly possessive giraffe who somehow sunburns indoors #BacheloretteAU

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Queensland Police are preparing to extradite any offenders from interstate who ruin the #BacheloretteAU finale… https://t.co/27TtUF49N2

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I feel like this season of #BacheloretteAU is the first realistic TV representation of the hetero dating pool.

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I'm going to enter my brother on The Bachelor next year because I want to go to Fiji and give him my opinions #BacheloretteAU

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HE’S CHEATING ON ME WITH ANOTHER PLANT!! I WAS LEFT AT THE AIRPORT FOR THIS COLOURFUL THING I’M HURT #BacheloretteAU

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Nothing but respect for MY two finalists #BacheloretteAU

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Sophie Monk- “I want someone that wants maeee fa maeeee... and a $500 million dollar pub fortune”. #bacheloretteAU

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I'm obsessed with Jarrod's incessant need to let us know he thinks Sophie is hotter than the modes of transport she uses #BacheloretteAU

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Memo to Sophie's dad: don't ever wear that shirt to Bunnings, you'll be pestered to death. #BacheloretteAU

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It’s just so great to be alone with Sophie #BacheloretteAU

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Sydney must be full of 5/10s if Stu is considered THE playboy #BacheloretteAU 😂😂😂😂

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"It was me. I pissed in your pot plant" #BacheloretteAU

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Oh my God. It is a LITERAL SOPHIE’S CHOICE. They both suck. The producers are geniuses. #bacheloretteAU

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I haven't felt this uncomfortable for a long time, and I've had haemorrhoids. #BacheloretteAU

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Jarrod, trying not to propose to Sophie RN: #BacheloretteAU

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God I hope she tells them both to piss off and runs away with a cocktail waitress. #BacheloretteAU

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“I forgot to ask for no coriander” #BacheloretteAU

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This has been a fantastic case study in having extremely questionable taste in men. #BacheloretteAU

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Did anyone look up the definition of Bachelor when getting Stu onto the show? #bacheloretteAU

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Everybody put your pot plants out for Jarod tonight #BacheloretteAU

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"Poor Jarrod" is also what Stu calls him. #BacheloretteAU

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Super awkward moment when Stu had to ask Jarrod for his suit to meet Sophie. #bacheloretteAu

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#BacheloretteAU does he win fasttracked divorce papers or something?

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If #bacheloretteau accomplished nothing else, at least it reminded me how happy I am to be single.

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Stu’s Phone right now... #BacheloretteAU

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