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43 Questions Twitter Has For Australians

We have a lot to answer for, apparently.

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why do australians call it maccas

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Why do Australians walk around supermarkets barefoot 😂😂😂😂

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why do Australians say "going for a feed" as if they're cattle

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Why do australians pronounce “No” as “Naeoughue” ????

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Why do Australians say “anything” like anuhthing??

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why do australians call flip-flops ‘thongs’ like what do they call thongs

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Why do Australians have such trouble pronouncing their country's name? "Ustrilya" sounds like a sexually transmitted infection.

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Why do Australians (and Britons, I reckon) say, "They've gone to hospital" rather than "They've gone to the hospital"?

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why do Australians say "catch ya later" like what are you gonna do get your fishing rod out

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why do australians sound like they’re always asking a question

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Why do Australians swear so much :(((

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Why do Australians call broccoli brocolEYE. You don't call spaghetti SpagetEYE. 😂

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Why do Australians spell "barbecue" with a Q

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why do Australians have to shorten everything?? Does Arvo mean Avocado or Afternoon????

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@aushsuki Why do Australians put pineapple on everything? Burger yes, pizza yes, BBQ yes

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why do australians always sound like they have a cold

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Why the F do Australians drink alcohol out their shoe?

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Why do Australians like saying cunt so much?

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why the FUCK do australians called grilled cheeses a "cheese toasty" that is HORRIBLE

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Why do Australians always end their sentences on a soprano?

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Why do Australians say it's the afternoon when it's 6pm? Happens all the time.. #goodafternoon

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why do Australians put chicken salt on everything? 🤔

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why do australians put their wine in bags

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Why the fuck do Australians call "bouncy castles" "jumping castles" it's so lame

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WHY do Australians insist on calling tracksuit pants 'tracky dacks'? Is it really our life goal to make everything sound unnappealing?

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Why do all Australians go to Bali ?? Lmao

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Why do Australians call ice cream floats "Spiders?"

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Why do australians call blow jobs "gobbies" lmao wtf

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why do australians have summer and spring during the winter and fall

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Why do Australians love pink so much

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Australians: Why do you call crisps, chips and chips, hot chips? Talk about over complicating things! #englishmotherfuckerdoyouspeakit

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Why do Australians keep punching sharks? Things are so crazy down there wtf.

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WHY TF DO AUSTRALIANS CALL PENIS AN OLD FELLA?

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Why do Australians eat emus and kangaroos

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WHY DO AUSTRALIANS PUT BEETROOT IN EVERYTHING ?????

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Why do Australians call a 'slide' a 'slippery dip'. It's just a slide.

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Why do Australians cook shrimp on barbie dolls?

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Why do Australians say it as 'paper, scissors, rock'?? It confuses me😅😅

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why do australians say bah-nah-ner

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Why do Australians even go to zoos

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WHY DO AUSTRALIANS HAVE TO BE SO GOD DAMN HOT

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