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    19 Hilarious Tweets About "Bachelor In Paradise" Episode 4

    "'She threw champagne on me' is such a lie. That was a four dollar Prosecco AT BEST."

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    Every time I think of something to say about angry Flo it sounds like I'm making a period joke. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    You know when I went to Fiji there was just a lot of retirees getting drunk off kava. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    It really says something that Sam isn't even close to being the most offensive dude on this beach. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Instead of giving out roses, can they give out hair brushes? #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Jarrod: “We are connecting” .... huh? “We”? #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Ali gonna be carrying all her roses like: #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    All girls post new tinder profile pics. Frangipani behind left ear. Swipe #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Mack, please note that 'Wow-ee' is not that entrancing a phrase. #bachelorinparadiseau

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    "She threw champagne on me" is such a lie. That was a four dollar prosecco AT BEST. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    #bachelorinparadiseau Jarrod still cant tell the difference between a date and a hostage situation

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    Jarrod. Please stop. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    When the ad said there’d be a proposal this series, I didn’t expect it to be from jarrod to ali in the fourth episode. But here we are #BachelorInParadiseAU https://t.co/nfQpR1Rx2x

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    As the famous quote goes "God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time" and Jake is living proof of that #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Jake is definitely one of those guys who texts you “what? Without me? :P” when you mention that you’re having a lie down or just had a shower #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Jake returns from his date with a new hat! #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Episode 4, and we've still seen no indication that Michael understands how shirts work. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    “Hi Lenora” / “Oh hi Bleak” #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    I'd love to see someone JUST ONCE reply to Osher's "You did not receive a rose" with "No shit." #bachelorinparadiseau

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