1.
Every time I think of something to say about angry Flo it sounds like I'm making a period joke. #BachelorInParadiseAU
2.
You know when I went to Fiji there was just a lot of retirees getting drunk off kava. #BachelorInParadiseAU
3.
It really says something that Sam isn't even close to being the most offensive dude on this beach. #BachelorInParadiseAU
4.
Instead of giving out roses, can they give out hair brushes? #BachelorInParadiseAU
5.
Jarrod: “We are connecting” .... huh? “We”? #BachelorInParadiseAU
6.
Ali gonna be carrying all her roses like: #BachelorInParadiseAU
7.
All girls post new tinder profile pics. Frangipani behind left ear. Swipe #BachelorInParadiseAU
8.
Mack, please note that 'Wow-ee' is not that entrancing a phrase. #bachelorinparadiseau
9.
"She threw champagne on me" is such a lie. That was a four dollar prosecco AT BEST. #BachelorInParadiseAU
10.
#bachelorinparadiseau Jarrod still cant tell the difference between a date and a hostage situation
11.
Jarrod. Please stop. #BachelorInParadiseAU
12.
When the ad said there’d be a proposal this series, I didn’t expect it to be from jarrod to ali in the fourth episode. But here we are #BachelorInParadiseAU https://t.co/nfQpR1Rx2x
13.
As the famous quote goes "God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time" and Jake is living proof of that #BachelorInParadiseAU
14.
Jake is definitely one of those guys who texts you “what? Without me? :P” when you mention that you’re having a lie down or just had a shower #BachelorInParadiseAU
15.
Jake returns from his date with a new hat! #BachelorInParadiseAU
16.
Episode 4, and we've still seen no indication that Michael understands how shirts work. #BachelorInParadiseAU
17.
Blake: #BachelorInParadiseAU
18.
“Hi Lenora” / “Oh hi Bleak” #BachelorInParadiseAU
19.
I'd love to see someone JUST ONCE reply to Osher's "You did not receive a rose" with "No shit." #bachelorinparadiseau
