Kimye just released the first photo of baby North West. Print a wallet-size version here to carry with you. Congratulations, America.
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Get yours before Katie Holmes demands custody of them all!
I’m trying to start a new office trend because I strongly believe office candy should be free. It’s already bad enough we have to go to work EVERY SINGLE DAY—they’re really going to make us pay for candy too? Amirite? Brought to you by the FCA (Free Candy Alliance). It’s a real thing. Because I just made it up. Join me?
I want to release a coaster line of horrible DVDs.
If anyone would like to donate, I’m currently accepting copies of the following: Glitter, Cars 2, From Justin to Kelly, Troll 2, Showgirls, Howard the Duck, Bio-Dome, Dear John, Flubber, Freddy Got Fingered, Gigli, and The Love Guru. Thanks. See prototype here:
A blog about poor advertising choices.
Here’s 4 Other Things She Did To Make The Transformation.
No one wants to live with the man who sells them slurpees.
It’s (drug store) business time.
Childhood obesity is on the rise. Quick, someone open up a Lane Bryant for tweens.
Hey shy ladies reading Fifty Shades of Grey in public— I invented this disguise so you don’t have to feel uncomfortable anymore. You’re welcome.