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    GoldfishFox commented on Show Me Your Slightly Broken Dogs

    Leia has no idea how to bend any of her limbs. She is like a baby deer, or perhaps a pile of twigs?

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    GoldfishFox commented on What's The Weirdest Meal You Made In College?

    Around 10:00pm on some random Wednesday during my junior year, my friends and I decided to cook a massive family dinner: turkey with gravy, tons of sides and appetizers, brioche, signature drinks, and three pies. A dozen people chipped in on groceries, and a few of us cooked and baked… 

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    GoldfishFox commented on Tell Us Your Weirdest Food Habits As A Kid

    Remember those tiny wax bottles filled with brightly colored candy juice? I would use my teeth to carefully remove the "cap" so I could slurp out the juice, then warm the "bottle" between my hands until it was soft enough for me to mold it into fancy imaginary plants. At one point,… 

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    GoldfishFox commented on Tell Us What Food You Ate As A Kid That You Still Crave As An Adult

    When I was little, I loved gefilte fish out of a jar. My Bubble always served it at room temperature, coated in gelatinous broth and garnished with a heavy scoop of horseradish. Whenever I have a chance to eat some, I get a rush of nostalgia...and then almost immediately remember… 

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    GoldfishFox commented on Tell Us Something That You Didn't Realize At The Time, But In Retrospect Was Your Brain Telling You You're Gay

    I remember watching The Little Mermaid as a fairly small child and thinking, "wow, Ariel is beautiful and I want to kiss her..." then five minutes later, thinking, "wow, Eric is beautiful and I want to kiss him..." Guess who's bisexual?

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    GoldfishFox commented on What's The Most Ridiculous Thing A Partner Has Ever Said To You During Sex?

    My then-boyfriend and I were almost at the end of some unremarkable weeknight sex. Suddenly, he yelled "F#&! I didn't feed the hamster!" then finished and immediately fell asleep. He didn't own a hamster, and he never had.

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    GoldfishFox commented on What's Your Funniest Poop Horror Story?

    When I was eleven, my sleepaway camp took all the kids my age out for some "real" camping an hour or so farther into the woods. The forest around our campsite held several different high ropes courses, a pond for swimming, and exactly no bathroom facilities of any kind. On the first… 

    8 months ago

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    GoldfishFox commented on Which Misconception About Your Zodiac Is Super Annoying?

    Virgos are NOT always virgins, nor are we *ahem* virginal. Apparently most seventh graders know what a virgin is and where babies come from, but some of my darlings still believed that being a Virgo means no sex ever. I accidentally blew their minds on my mid-September birthday...while… 

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    GoldfishFox commented on What's The Grossest Thing You And Your S.O. Secretly Do?

    My college boyfriend would rub on me like a cat - and I mean that literally: on all fours, meowing - and beg me to groom him. This meant popping the pimples on his back and pulling out ingrown hairs. If I didn't say yes, he would occasionally hiss at me.

    1 year ago

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