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My life is just like a Disney movie, one time I ate spaghetti in an alley
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It’s always humiliating when someone enters the bathroom right after I tried unsuccessfully to flush spaghetti down the toilet.
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Sharon why does my alphabet spaghetti say "u don't satisfy me anymore"? Did you do this or is it haunted spaghetti? Sharon? im scared Sharon
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Eminem: *does some dumb shit song* Me: DO MORE SONGS ABOUT SPAGHETTI!
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Scientists confirm the human body is 75% water, still unclear what the other 25% is, "spaghetti we think" says one scientist
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How did i get rich? My YouTube video "car microwave" went viral after the spaghetti i was heating up exploded while i was driving
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[apple store] i want to buy more of your iPhone spaghetti, it's delicious "the earbuds?" ahhh i'm embarrassed wow so how much
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Knees weak arms are spaghetti there's heavy vomit on his spaghetti already, don't eat the spaghetti
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Son sit down.We think u may be a fainting goat [ME] Why would u think- [Mom shouts behind me & I faint face first into a plate of spaghetti]
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*walks into all-you-can-eat spaghetti buffet* *sees Eminem wearing a sweater* *speed walks back out*
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[arrives 4 hours late for work & covered in spaghetti] Sorry I'm late. I fucken love spaghetti.
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"Mmmm, that spaghetti-on-a-stick looks delicious. What sides does it come with?" Sir, that's a mop.
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fashion tip: you can use your Crocs to strain spaghetti
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*opens briefcase *shuts briefcase Well I brought the wrong briefcase, this is my spaghetti briefcase.
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[me narrating a documentary about canoes] Think how much spaghetti you could fit in that.
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Ok everyone in for the family picture! Not you Weird Greg please stop eating that dry spaghetti for some reason
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