Trader Joes PotstickersSplit Pea SoupAvocado ToastEdamame, Salt, and Ice CreamMom's leftoversLean Cuisine Egg RollsMicrowaveable Veggie Burger
Bar fight in Skeeps bathroom lineDance floor makeoutIntense political debateCall Domino's while at RicksPretending you're not as wasted as you actually areEnd up at Skeeps in a turtleneck and no make-upPout about not getting drunk pizza
The OfficeThis is UsGame of ThronesGrey's AnatomyAnthony Bourdain's Parts UnknownKidnapping DocumentariesThe Great British Baking Show
Climate ChangeNot ordering cable for the yearNot getting into MSU Med SchoolFood coupons expiringWhere you left the salt shakerSunk CostsMice in the basement
Hard CiderBougie IPAVodka and La CroixBeefeater GinShot of Vodka2 Buck ChuckCoffee
3-weeks worth of dirty laundryCare packages from mom37 MCAT booksEverybody else's clothesEmpty Cool Ranch Doritos bagHeated blanket on full blastFriends laying on my bed
"Menstruation is beautiful and natural""I'll pay for your uber.""Free cookies in the Diag!""I'll be there in 5 minutes" *steps into the shower*"Ball is life.""There's not enough penetration in the toilet paper market.""My rats understand me."
Which Member Of 839 Are You?
Congrats! You're never leaving the state of Michigan. Crack open a La Croix but make sure you're in bed by 10.
Congrats! You actually aren't a Rosshole. Just a regular asshole.
Congrats! Celebrate with a 5 hour nap.
Congrats! This is a bigger win than the Cubs World Series win.
Congrats! Your biggest pride and joy is Wegmans.
Congrats! You made your first meal in the kitchen last week, but you still haven't stepped foot in the basement.
Congrats! You're well versed in tax policy but you have no idea who Kanye West is married to.