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117 Of The Most Unforgettable Lines From Everyone's Favorite TV And Book Series

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Game of Thrones:


1. "A lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep." — Tywin Lannister

2. "When enough people make false promises, words stop meaning anything. Then there are no more answers, only better and better lies." — Jon Snow

3. "Power resides where men believe it resides. It's a trick. A shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow." — Lord Varys

4. "Leave one wolf alive, and the sheep are never safe." — Arya Stark

Stranger Things


5. "You always say we should never stop being curious, to always open any curiosity door we find." — Dustin

6. "A friend is someone you'd do anything for." — Mike

7. "Friends don't lie." — Eleven

8. "Mornings are for coffee and contemplation." — Jim Hopper


Warner Bros.

9. "Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it." —  Monica

10. “I'm gonna go get one of those jobs things." — Rachel

11. "They don't know that we know that they know that we know!" — Phoebe

12. "Hey, you don't know how long we're going to be in here. We may have to repopulate the Earth." — Joey

13. "Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break" thing? Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me?" — Ross

14. "Hi, I'm Chandler, and I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable." — Chandler

15. "I thought it'd be great. I figured I'd have, like, time alone with my thoughts. But, you know, it turns out that I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think." —


16. "A promise between friends means never having to give a reason." — Phoebe

17. "And yet I never run into Beyoncé." — Chandler.

18. “Oh, I'm sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else?" — Rachel

Everybody Hates Chris


19. "The only thing you need with a gold chain is to lock up the gold gates on your gold house." — Julius

20. "Tutors are expensive; y'all just gonna have to work harder. We can barely afford kids; we can't afford stupid kids." — Julius

21. “I don't need this mess! My father has two jobs!" — Tonya

22. “I wouldn't see a woman that perplexed again until Palin found out her daughter was knocked up." — Narrator/Chris Rock




23. “If we can't live together, we're going to die alone." — Jack.

24. “Don't tell me what I can't do!" — Locke

25. "I didn't ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless, and with it I did my best." — Mr. Eko

26. “No, crazy people don't know they're going crazy. They think they're getting saner." — Locke

27. “You have only three choices: run, hide or die." — Danielle Rousseau

28. "It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress." —


The Leftovers


29. "You know what they say, they'll turn up once you stop looking for them." — Nora

30. "I get the Pope, but Gary fucking Busey? How did he make the cut?" — Bartender

31. "Kids die every day. What's one more? And I get to cure cancer? Sure I nod." — Nora

32. "What would you have done if I told you that the solution to all your problems was a magical black man sittin' out on the edge of town? That's borderline racist is what that is." — Patti

The Simpsons


33. "It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen." — Homer

34. “Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy. A dinosaur!" — Homer

35. “You got the brains and the talent to go as far as you want. And when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money.” — Bart

36. “This is America. Justice is supposed to favor the rich!” — Mr Burns

37. “Go out on a Tuesday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen?” — Marge

38. “Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." — Homer

The Big Bang Theory


39. “You have a TV in your room. Why don't you just have breakfast in bed?” —Leonard

40. "Your movements are so lifelike that I forget that you're not a real boy." — Leonard

41. “Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporises rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." — Sheldon

42. “I feel just like Mother Teresa. Except for the virgin part. That ship sailed a long time ago." — Penny


Twin Peaks


43. "That gum you like is going to...come back in style." — The Man from Another Place

44. "It's like I'm having the most beautiful dream... and the most terrible nightmare, all at once." — Donna Hayward

45. "The problems of our entire society are of a sexual nature." — Dr. Lawrence Jacoby

46. "When you see me again, it won't be me." — The Man from Another Place.

Gilmore Girls

Warner Bros.

47. "People like you. You're quiet. You say 'excuse me.' You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning." — Paris Geller

48. "Get back in your pajamas, got to bed, eat nothing but gallons of ice cream and tons of pizza. Don't take a shower or shave your legs or put on any kind of makeup at all. And just sit in the dark and watch a really sad movie and have a good long cry and just wallow. You need to wallow." — Lorelai

49. "I don't like Mondays, but unfortunately they come around eventually." — Lorelai

50. "He was always a cat person. He just never had a cat." — Rory



51. "I can't die with dignity. I have no dignity. I want to be the one person who doesn't die with dignity. I live my whole life in shame. Why should I die with dignity?" — George Constanza

52. "It's not a lie if you believe it." — George Constanza

53. "It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper." — Jerry Seinfeld

54. "Yada, yada, yada." — George Constanza

Grey’s Anatomy


55. "If there's an upside to free-falling, it's the chance you give your friends to catch you." — Meredith Grey

56. "Pain. You just have to ride it out, hope it goes away on its own, hope the wound that caused it heals. There are no solutions, no easy answers, you just breath deep and wait for it to subside. Most of the time pain can be managed but sometimes the pain gets you where you least expect it. Hits way below the belt and doesn't let up. Pain, you just have to fight through, because the truth is you can't outrun it and life always makes more." — Meredith Grey

57. "We screw up. We lose our way. Even the best of us have our off days. Still we move forward." — Meredith Grey

58. "Don't let what he wants eclipse what you need. He's very dreamy, but he's not the sun. You are!" — Cristina Yang


The Wonder Years


59. " Chicks! The reason God invented cars." — Kevin Arnold

60. "There's no easy way to say this... I grew up in the suburbs." — Kevin Arnold

61. “Over the course of the average lifetime you meet a lot of people. Some of them stick with you through thick and thin. Some weave their way through your life and disappear forever. But once in a while someone comes along who earns a permanent place in your heart." — Kevin Arnold

62. "Maybe that's not exactly the way it happened, but that's the way it should've happened and that's the way I like to remember it and if dreams and memories sometimes get confused, well that's as it should be. Because every kid deserves to be a hero. Every kid already is." — Kevin Arnold

63. “Karen evoked my father's fourth commandment: Thou shalt save money on rent." — Kevin Arnold

The Sopranos


64. “You're only religious when it suits you." — Tony Soprano.

65. "The things I take pleasure in, I can't do." — Tony Soprano.

66. "It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over." — Tony Soprano.

67. “A wrong decision is better than indecision." — Tony Soprano.

68. “If you can quote the rules, then you can obey them." — Tony Soprano.

Mad Men


69.  “I don't believe in fate. You make your own opportunities." — Don

70.  "That’s life. One minute you’re on top of the world, the next minute some secretary’s running you over with a lawn mower." — Joan

71. “I know people say life goes on, and it does, but no one tells you that's not a good thing." — Betty

72. “Only boring people are bored." — Betty

The Walking Dead


73. "You walk outside, you risk your life. You take a drink of water, you risk your life. Nowadays you breath and you risk your life. You don’t have a choice. The only thing you can choose is what you’re risking it for." — Hershel

74. "The pain doesn't go away. You just make room for it." — Andrea

75. "If I had known the world was ending, I would’ve brought better books.” — Dale

76. "If you keep thinking everyone's an enemy, then enemies are all you're gonna find." — Tara

77. “The world ended. Didn't you get the memo?” — Amy



Warner Bros.

78. "I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!" — Dean

79. "I just talked to an 84-year-old grandmother who's having phone sex with her husband, who died in Korea!" — Dean

80. "I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot." — Dean

81. "What’s done is done. All that matters now, all that’s ever mattered, is that we’re together. So shut up, and drink your beer." — Dean

The Office


82. "Dwight, you ignorant slut!" — Michael

83. "I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious." — MIchael

84. "I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." — Michael

85. "Did I stutter?" — Stanley

13 Reasons Why


86. "Some girls know all the lyrics to each other's songs. They find harmonies in their laughter. Their linked elbows echo in tune. What if I can't hum on key? What if my melodies are the ones nobody hears?" — Hannah Baker

87. "It has to get better. The way we treat each other and look out for each other. It has to get better somehow." — Clay

88. "Dream big, they say. Shoot for the stars. Then they lock us away for 12 years and tell us where to sit, when to pee and what to think. Then we turn 18 and even though we've never had an original thought, we have to make the most important decision of our lives." — Hannah Baker

89. “Maybe you did something cruel. Or maybe you just watched it happen. Maybe you didn't even realize you were being cruel. Maybe you didn't do anything at all. And maybe you should have." — Hannah Baker

90. “ I wish there was a button to fast-forward you through all the shitty parts in life straight to the good parts." — Hannah Baker


NBC Universal

91. "Everybody lies!" — Dr. Gregory House

92. "Ran into Nora in the elevator. She no longer thinks were gay. Now she thinks we're mendacious dirtbags." — Dr. James Wilson

93. "Livers are important, Cuddy. You can't live without them, hence the name." — Dr. Gregory House

94. " Some day there will be a black president. Some day there will be a gay president. Maybe there will even be a gay, black president. But one combination I do not see happening is gay, black, and dead. You need to stop lying to me." — Dr. Gregory House

95. "Well, it's taken over us just over an hour to prove she has a very boring subconscious." — Dr. Eric Foreman

96. "I think my penis stopped breathing; do you know CPR?" — Dr. Gregory House


How to Get Away with Murder


97. "Your mailbox isn't full, so I know that means you're checking your messages and not dead somewhere." — Laurel

98. ""Are you good for anything or can you only do your job when you're screwing evidence out of someone?" — Annalise

99.  “Prayers are for the weak — I'll stick to beating your ass in court." — Annalise

100. Think carefully, everything after this moment will not only determine your career but life. You can spend it in a corporate office drafting contracts and hitting on chubby paralegals before finally putting a gun in your mouth or you can join my firm and become someone you actually like. So decide: do you want the job or not?" - Annalise

Breaking Bad


101. “Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute ‘plans.'" — Walter

102. “I'm not in danger, I am the danger." — Walter

103. “I have spent my whole life scared, frightened of things that could happen, might happen, might not happen, 50-years I spent like that. Finding myself awake at three in the morning. But you know what? Ever since my diagnosis, I sleep just fine. What I came to realize is that fear, that’s the worst of it. That’s the real enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard you can right in the teeth." — Walter

104. “Yo, I thought I was gonna see some, like, vaginas." — Jesse

Orange is the New Black


105. "Life gets messy sometimes. You gotta learn you can't always fix it." — Alex Vause

106.  "You can't show any weakness. That's what all the books say." — Piper Chapman

107. “Before I met you, the sun was likea yellow grape. But now, it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me."— Suzanne

108.  “All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens and absorb its power." — Red

How I Met Your Mother

20th Century Fox

109. "Kids, you can't cling to the past. Because no matter how tightly you hold on, it's already gone." — Ted

110. " Maybe there aren't any signs. Maybe... maybe a locket's just a locket, and... a chair's just a chair. Maybe we don't have to give meaning to every little thing. And maybe we don't... Maybe we don't need the universe to tell us what we really want. Maybe we already know that. Deep down." — Ted

111. "When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead." — Barney

112. "Eventually we're all gonna move on. It's called growing up." — Lily

113. "Bring me the dirtiest, greasiest tuna melt you got. And a milkshake." — Lily

114. "Sometimes things have to fall apart to make room for better things." — Ted

115. "Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary unless your friends are there to see it." — Barney

116. " Now let's be clear, I don't love her okay? I just miss her when she's not around, I think about her all the time and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I'm wearing a brown suede vest." — Barney

117. "You said being single would be like a candy store." — Marshall

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This post was adapted from Portuguese.