1. "Not exactly sure if I farted or pooped. Better go check."
2. "I can't stop. It's already on its way out. Time to squeeze."
3. "Yeah I pooped my pants. Wanna say something?"
4. "If I close my eyes, It's like it never happened."
5. "I've gotta stand right here for a second. No reason. Just wanna stand here. I'll catch up."
6. "I didn't poop myself. I'll punch you in the face if you ever accuse me of that again."
7. "Oh no. Not again. Not Again!"
8. "Nothing to see here. Just a dog putting his face in his butt."
9. "Do you think they'll notice if I get up and leave?"
10. "I just want to go home. Before I cry in front of everyone, just let me go home."
11. "Yep. That's it. Just squeeze it out all over your new sheets. Now you'll think twice before petting another dog."
12. "I poopied my pants." *starts to laugh for five minutes*
13. "This is the worst day of my life. I just want to become a hermit and never see anyone again."
14. "I pooped myself, but I'm still alive and life is great! What's one pair of pooped pants. I don't even want to change them."
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