1. "The easiest road isn't always the shortest road, but at least it's a road."
2. "If you strive to treat others only as you would like to be treated, people might give you a handshake or even a Lego set."
3. "The world is a banquet of endless splendour and you should sample everything it has to offer. But don't bother with go-karting because it's not as fun as you might think."
4. "There is a bicycle in Heaven for every man, woman, and child. Not even kidding. It's like bike city up there."
5. "Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to be a fish and he can trick other fish into thinking he's a fish."
6. "Live your life as though you're being stalked through the woods by a spider who really wants to borrow your PlayStation 2."
7. "Try to imagine what it would be like if breakfast occurred in the evening."
8. "If you bought a dozen clocks and sellotaped them together, you could probably build a time machine. I reckon, anyway."
9. "Giving up is like giving up. If you give up, you give up, and who gives up?! Not you. Don't give up, even if you feel like giving up."
10. "Whatever you do, don't just make up profound quotes as you go along."
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