An expert in the field of staring, David L. Dave is known to refer to himself in the third person (a.k.a "Bob Dole Disease"). David's hobbies are internet-surfing, rescuing damsels in distress, working on his rock-hard abs and lying on his BuzzFeed profile.
Want to give money to Haiti while "sticking it" to Pat Robertson? Do both with the Pat Robertson Voodoo Doll. 100% of the final sale price goes to the American Red Cross.
Try getting that out of your head tonight!
How they divided up a five-year-old for 18,000 people is beyond me.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, the dead-animal spectacle from last Summer is back... with a vengeance?
Meet Keith Deltano, who teaches abstinence by threatening to drop a cinderblock on your junk. Your tax dollars at work.
You'll see a lot of "tournament brackets" for everything from hottest celebrity to best food. This one... is not for the weak of heart (or stomach).
Minute 38: Screw with Secret Service agents by shouting out, "Hey, it's almost prayer time, which way is Mecca?!" Minutes 45-48: Sneak out to the Rose Garden for a quick smoke.
Tampa Republican fundraiser Al Austin sent his political contacts an e-Mail with a joke about assassinating Barack Obama and his wife. Gee, I wonder if anyone will get upset about this. Anyone? Bueller?
You know them. You’ve seen them on late-nights and Sunday afternoons when the football games is blacked out. They’re the men who hawk shitty products on TV. And you’d LOVE to see them get disembowled by an oncoming tank at high speed, wouldn’t you? Of course you would.
A porn parody of VPILF Sarah Palin was almost inevitable, and it's coming out just before Election Day. Meet Lisa Ann, the lady who will be playing the lead role in "Nailin' Paylin". NSFW
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