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Hacked Toronto Star Columnist's Twitter Account Is The Funniest Thing You'll See Today
One thing you should know about Corey is that he isn't usually this demanding.
His Twitter account was recently hacked, causing it to automatically reply to tweets with the words -- you guessed it -- "SHUT YOUR BUTT". Like here...
And here...
And here...
The problem seems to be resolved for now, but who knows? Maybe this food critic will eat something that inspires a few more SHUT YOUR BUTT recommendations.