31 Tweets About Farts That We All Secretly Relate To
"Why does a fart smell worse in the shower than it does anywhere else?"
The stuff of nightmares.
When i try to do a silent fart in class and it starts coming out slow and high pitched
Doing the Lord's work.
@KoukoneiRawle / Via Twitter: @KoukoneiRawle
For those in retail...
@From_The70s / Via Twitter: @From_The70s
This person asking the important questions.
@David2Inkd / Via Twitter: @David2Inkd
When you're a master of disguise at the gym.
@GarciaCrys / Via Twitter: @GarciaCrys
UMMM... MAYBE.
@yhprumx / Via Twitter: @yhprumx
"Are you OK?" "Yeah, I'm fine, why do you ask?"
When you're around your crush but you gotta fart real bad
*Suddenly questions every FaceTime conversation.*
@lomehli / Via Twitter: @lomehli
The real reason why we should be afraid of elevators.
@marinacarlson / Via Twitter: @marinacarlson
This actual thing that happens to a lot of people.
@carlataa / Via Twitter: @carlataa
👀
@nick_JASSY / Via Twitter: @nick_JASSY
Children can have such brilliant logic!
@NoBadHairDays2 / Via Twitter: @NoBadHairDays2
Holding on to our youth.
@Nickthewhitaker / Via Twitter: @Nickthewhitaker
This detail that is being seriously overlooked in the U.S.
@cjsimpson / Via Twitter: @cjsimpson
When you agree to meet your friend for yoga after dinner.
@ReneeHooray / Via Twitter: @ReneeHooray
When you are gassy but you wanna dance anyway.
@REALAndyGibson / Via Twitter: @REALAndyGibson
Never trust the headphones.
@CourtneyLabo / Via Twitter: @CourtneyLabo
For those who live in colder climates.
@BenHardiman_ / Via Twitter: @BenHardiman_
This scientific breakdown.
@Thakuraain_M / Via Twitter: @Thakuraain_M
This person's admirable pride.
that moment your friends sniff that smelly fart.
*Cancels Classpass.*
@saucysarz / Via Twitter: @saucysarz
One of the many great things about living in a dorm.
@AndreaClev_ / Via Twitter: @AndreaClev_
Honorable.
@navin_xo / Via Twitter: @navin_xo
Going to remember this one the next time I fall into a thirst trap.
@majasumting / Via Twitter: @majasumting
Clubs in general are just giant fartfests.
@Son1aO / Via Twitter: @Son1aO
The best sort of relief.
@penjamin_ / Via Twitter: @penjamin_
What people mean when they say they are having a post-workout rest.
@Mon3y_R_Us / Via Twitter: @Mon3y_R_Us
Maybe long-distance relationships aren't so hard after all!
@ohmadelineee / Via Twitter: @ohmadelineee
Perhaps something the GOP should really be debating about.
@ALGORHYTHM_95 / Via Twitter: @ALGORHYTHM_95
Is it acceptable to fart at a urinal
Is it appropriate to fart at the urinal