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    31 Tweets About Farts That We All Secretly Relate To

    "Why does a fart smell worse in the shower than it does anywhere else?"

    The stuff of nightmares.

    When i try to do a silent fart in class and it starts coming out slow and high pitched

    Doing the Lord's work.

    @KoukoneiRawle / Via Twitter: @KoukoneiRawle

    For those in retail...

    @From_The70s / Via Twitter: @From_The70s

    This person asking the important questions.

    @David2Inkd / Via Twitter: @David2Inkd

    When you're a master of disguise at the gym.

    @GarciaCrys / Via Twitter: @GarciaCrys

    UMMM... MAYBE.

    @yhprumx / Via Twitter: @yhprumx

    "Are you OK?" "Yeah, I'm fine, why do you ask?"

    When you're around your crush but you gotta fart real bad

    *Suddenly questions every FaceTime conversation.*

    @lomehli / Via Twitter: @lomehli

    The real reason why we should be afraid of elevators.

    @marinacarlson / Via Twitter: @marinacarlson

    This actual thing that happens to a lot of people.

    @carlataa / Via Twitter: @carlataa

    👀

    @nick_JASSY / Via Twitter: @nick_JASSY

    Children can have such brilliant logic!

    @NoBadHairDays2 / Via Twitter: @NoBadHairDays2

    Holding on to our youth.

    @Nickthewhitaker / Via Twitter: @Nickthewhitaker

    This detail that is being seriously overlooked in the U.S.

    @cjsimpson / Via Twitter: @cjsimpson

    When you agree to meet your friend for yoga after dinner.

    @ReneeHooray / Via Twitter: @ReneeHooray

    When you are gassy but you wanna dance anyway.

    @REALAndyGibson / Via Twitter: @REALAndyGibson

    Never trust the headphones.

    @CourtneyLabo / Via Twitter: @CourtneyLabo

    For those who live in colder climates.

    @BenHardiman_ / Via Twitter: @BenHardiman_

    This scientific breakdown.

    @Thakuraain_M / Via Twitter: @Thakuraain_M

    This person's admirable pride.

    that moment your friends sniff that smelly fart.

    *Cancels Classpass.*

    @saucysarz / Via Twitter: @saucysarz

    One of the many great things about living in a dorm.

    @AndreaClev_ / Via Twitter: @AndreaClev_

    Honorable.

    @navin_xo / Via Twitter: @navin_xo

    Going to remember this one the next time I fall into a thirst trap.

    @majasumting / Via Twitter: @majasumting

    Clubs in general are just giant fartfests.

    @Son1aO / Via Twitter: @Son1aO

    The best sort of relief.

    @penjamin_ / Via Twitter: @penjamin_

    What people mean when they say they are having a post-workout rest.

    @Mon3y_R_Us / Via Twitter: @Mon3y_R_Us

    Maybe long-distance relationships aren't so hard after all!

    @ohmadelineee / Via Twitter: @ohmadelineee

    Perhaps something the GOP should really be debating about.

    @ALGORHYTHM_95 / Via Twitter: @ALGORHYTHM_95

    Is it acceptable to fart at a urinal

    Is it appropriate to fart at the urinal

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