Top Reasons Russell Brand Divorced Katy Perry

Why in the world would Russell divorce Katy? Maybe it had to do with these comic reasons…

4) It’s a blacked-out blur and he’s pretty sure it didn’t rule, Damn.

3) He’s gotta cash out and get the hell outta town.

2) He didn’t want her to walk his wavelength.

1)He wasn’t her teenage dream.

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