17 Reasons We Know The Owls Are Up To Something
The owls are planning something. We're not sure what, but it's not going to be good.
1. They Plot Silently
Everything's going to be just fine, human.
2. They Infiltrate Our Chariots
3. They Don't Fear The Great Hunter
This is your super soldier, humans?
4. They Change Form
You could be talking to an owl now, and you wouldn't know it.
5. They're Invincible
Your weapons are feeble.
6. They Are Basically Ghosts
7. The Eyes Never Leave You
She's dancing with him, but her eyes...
8. They Defeat Our Strongest Shields
Resistance is futile.
9. They Grow New Heads
Like the Hydra of legend, they sprout new heads.
10. They Swivel Their Heads Too Far For Comfort
There's something unsettling about this.
11. They Access The Nether Realm Through Their Portal
No man dares enter.
12. They Guard The Portal That No Mortal May Enter
You shall not pass.
13. They Don't Care About Whatever You Just Said
Run. You've angered him.
14. They Survive Sub-Zero Temperatures
15. They Outrun Our Fastest Foot Soldiers
And they can fly. No fair.
16. Their Battle Dance Confuses Our Troops
What's he planning?
17. They Challenge Our Fearless Leader
They make us lose faith in our ruler's bravery.