1. A silver refrigerator with a built in ice machine and water dispenser: photobucket.com Seriously doesn't get much more luxurious than this. 2. Or a fridge that looked like a cabinet: city-data.com Rich people love to camouflage things. 3. Not to mention a garbage can that was impossible to find: photobucket.com You usually had to open six drawers before your friend would tell you the right one. 4. And a kitchen island: photobucket.com You're tellin' me you got MORE space to throw random crap onto? Wow. Okay Bill Gates! 5. An aggressively huge and glossy big screen TV: photobucket.com It was like watching a movie in your home, only every single light in the world reflected off the screen and it sounded like a buncha pennies rolling around in a Chef Boyardee can. With digital cable, of course: photobucket.com Truly mind-blowing the first time you use a TV with digital cable after years of basic cable. 6. A treadmill in the basement no one has touched in years: photobucket.com Sadly sitting in the corner gathering dust. 7. A WORKING air hockey table: photobucket.com Yes, WORKING. This wasn't just a table for junk but the cherry on top of a finished basement. 8. A trampoline in their backyard, preferably without a net: photobucket.com Got to be as unsafe as possible. 9. An IN-GROUND pool: Twitter: @AnonUser5936 Complete with that super slippery pool vinyl on the bottom. 10. A DVD or VHS player in their car: photobucket.com This truly seemed like space-age technology at the time. And a car with leather seats and SEAT WARMERS: photobucket.com Gimme that warm ass, baby! 11. A fridge in the garage specifically for beverages and two month old frozen stuff: photobucket.com Imagine being able to get a drink in your garage? Wow. 12. A giant-ass bean bag chair: photobucket.com Like, impractically big. 13. These exact light switches: encuentra24.com Like something out of the year 3019. 14. A piano inside a room no one ever went into: photobucket.com Because one of their children took piano lessons for three weeks. 15. A portable DVD player: Twitter: @ldn_elek That probably skipped every 30 seconds. 16. A big-ass dollhouse no one has touched in years: eBay It's just taking up space now, but it was expensive! They had to keep it around. 17. A fan that "ionized the air" or some nonsense: sharperimage.com Sure!!! 18. Robotic toy dogs: reddit.com That you almost certainly tripped over one time. 19. A completely random fountain somewhere in the yard: amazon.com Rich people have to have a fountain! That's the law! And some sort of speaker built into a fake rock: crutchfield.com Okay!!! 20. A staircase upstairs IMMEDIATELY when you enter the house: Getty Don't know why, but every rich person had this growing up. Also a useless shelf above the door. 21. A framed photo of the whole family in matching Christmas pajamas: SLAMMY_MCSMALLS @SLAMMY_McSMALLS How come the kids that grew up rich always had those matching pajama family holiday pictures 04:35 PM - 08 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite With the family pet in pajamas too. 22. A framed photo of the family dog who's still alive: Beer5020 / Getty Images THEY'RE PART OF THE FAMILY TOO! 23. 12 packs of little tiny bottles of name-brand soda inside a stocked pantry: walmart.com Generally unrefrigerated, always delicious. 24. Lunchables for their school lunch: lunchablesparents.com Complete with an Oreo that tasted a little bit like ham. 25. A phone in their ROOM: amazon.com WWWWHHHHAAAAATTTT!?!?! 26. An iPod dock built IN to a wall: blueprintaudiovideo.com It may have become obsolete in, like, three years but oh what a three years those were. 27. A tiny child sized car: walmart.com That, obviously, hasn't worked in years. 28. And a deck: photobucket.com Just, like, having a deck. That means you're rich.