Rewind·Posted on Dec 15, 201633 Toys That Will Never Be Under Your Christmas Tree AgainIt just won't happen.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Tamagotchis that would die in about 14 hours: 2. The whole world in your pocket: Complete with an entire wardrobe: 3. Tons and tons of squeaky blow-up furniture: 4. The best way to roll around town: 5. Stamp markers aka the original emojis: 6. FLOAM: And, of course, GAK: 7. Sweet, beautiful, gorgeous orange tapes: 8. Broken ankles in shoe form: 9. An oven that cooked food that NEVER looked like it does in this picture: 10. The most stressful game ever made: 11. This witchcraft: 12. The grooviest way to wake up: 13. The ultimate in skipping technology: 14. The original iPad: 15. These flying toys that'd knock your dang eye out: 16. The future of music: 17. Everything you need to become a master painter: 18. Basketball in the palm of your hand: 19. A dog from the FUTURE: 20. The best flashlight money can buy, complete with GREEN light: 21. Beady lizards: 22. These literary classics: 23. This impenetrable fortress: And the apex of fashion, jelly sandals: And a nice lil' Koosh: 24. The board game with the ultimate jingle: 25. The toy that gave you free rein to just hit everyone: 26. The only toy that yaks bak: 27. These ankle destroyers: 28. Milky pens: And, of course, gel pens: 29. Lasers upon lasers: 30. Modern art: 31. That sweet, sweet car elevator: 32. See-through everything for absolutely no reason: Including Game Boys: 33. The map everyone had: And a bunch of Beanie Babies, which will all definitely be worth thousands of dollars someday: