33 Toys That Will Never Be Under Your Christmas Tree Again

    It just won't happen.

    1. Tamagotchis that would die in about 14 hours:

    2. The whole world in your pocket:

    Complete with an entire wardrobe:

    3. Tons and tons of squeaky blow-up furniture:

    4. The best way to roll around town:

    5. Stamp markers aka the original emojis:

    6. FLOAM:

    And, of course, GAK:

    7. Sweet, beautiful, gorgeous orange tapes:

    8. Broken ankles in shoe form:

    9. An oven that cooked food that NEVER looked like it does in this picture:

    10. The most stressful game ever made:

    11. This witchcraft:

    12. The grooviest way to wake up:

    13. The ultimate in skipping technology:

    14. The original iPad:

    15. These flying toys that'd knock your dang eye out:

    16. The future of music:

    17. Everything you need to become a master painter:

    18. Basketball in the palm of your hand:

    19. A dog from the FUTURE:

    20. The best flashlight money can buy, complete with GREEN light:

    21. Beady lizards:

    22. These literary classics:

    23. This impenetrable fortress:

    And the apex of fashion, jelly sandals:

    And a nice lil' Koosh:

    24. The board game with the ultimate jingle:

    25. The toy that gave you free rein to just hit everyone:

    26. The only toy that yaks bak:

    27. These ankle destroyers:

    28. Milky pens:

    And, of course, gel pens:

    29. Lasers upon lasers:

    30. Modern art:

    31. That sweet, sweet car elevator:

    32. See-through everything for absolutely no reason:

    Including Game Boys:

    33. The map everyone had:

    And a bunch of Beanie Babies, which will all definitely be worth thousands of dollars someday: