20 Reasons Why Putting On A Helmet Is The Dumbest Thing You Can Do
They're useless.
1. What's the use in wearing a helmet?
2. There's seriously no point:
3. They're completely useless:
4. I, for one, think my face would look great with some pavement scratches running up and down it:
5. All they do is make you look dumb:
6. This would look much better on a face:
7. Who needs a jaw anyway?
8. Can't see a reason to wear one at all:
9. Wow. Falling on the pavement ruined a perfectly good helmet:
10. Nope, can't see a reason at all to wear a helmet:
11. None at all:
12. Always thought my head could use a giant crack in it:
13. Perhaps a giant dent:
14. I always wanted my head to look like this:
15. Why anyone would wear one is beyond me:
16. Seems like a big waste of money:
17. Won't ever catch me in one of these money-sucks:
18. I mean, what's the point?
19. I mean, come on:
20. Helmets are so dumb.
