1.
When you accidentally drop your fork into syrup:
2.
When your icing is taken from you far too soon:
3.
When butter gets so hard it does this:
4.
Opening up a fresh pint of ice cream only to see it's been FROZEN TO DEATH:
5.
Or opening your fridge and seeing someone left this much milk:
7.
When you lose the bottom of your Reese's:
8.
When the chip bag is 90% air:
9.
Trying to reach those last few chips but your hand's too big:
10.
When your spoon slides in:
11.
When gravity starts playing tricks:
13.
Losing that precious outer layer:
14.
And being deprived of that precious frosting:
15.
When the carton is being difficult for no reason:
16.
And the jar just ain't cooperating:
17.
And the cereal box WILL NOT PLAY NICE:
18.
When your cookie is just too dang big:
19.
When your pizza rolls turn into little sauce-spewin' grenades:
20.
When someone leaves one waffle in the package like anyone has EVER had ONLY ONE WAFFLE:
21.
When your coffee starts getting caught just so it can spill all over you:
22.
And the spoon topples your mighty bowl:
23.
And, finally, being left with THIS:
