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Can You Guess Who's More Stupid: Drunk People Or Kids?

Using stories from Reddit's Drunk Or A Kid, can you figure out which is which? The results may surprise you.

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  1. 1. I puked on the dog, cried, and tried to clean it off with my shoes.

    Drunk
    Kid
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    DRUNK!

    "I was drunk. I was about 18 at the time. The dog didn't even seem to notice or care." From glowghost.

    DRUNK!
  2. 2. Ate A Power Ranger Action Figure Because I Felt Sick And Thought It Would "Fight Off The Infection."

    Drunk
    Kid
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    DRUNK!

    "Drunk. My friends still rag on me for it to this day. After eating the action figure and trying to drink all the green food coloring because it would "Make me look like the hulk." Though I did call my mates into the bathroom because his legs were sticking out of my shit and we all laughed until we cried." "I was drunk. I was about 18 at the time. The dog didn't even seem to notice or care." From sOhio.

    DRUNK!
    Via reddit.com
  3. 3. I was at a party, was at the top of some stairs, tried to do a backflip and clacked my head open.

    Drunk
    Kid
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    KID!

    "Kid! It was my sister's birthday and I stood victorious at the top of the steps to my house. In my moment of victory I bounded backward, attempting a backflip off my stairs and then.......SMACK made it half way and dropped like a sack of shit." From LordTenebre.

    KID!
    Via reddit.com
  4. 4. Woke up throwing up. Threw up on an electrical cable. Hid it under the bed so no one would realize that's why the electricity was out.

    Drunk
    Kid
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    DRUNK!

    Pretended the whole day like I had no idea why the electricity wasn't working until the electrician had to come over and test every device in the house before finding the hidden cable that had blown a fuse. From cyphered.

    DRUNK!
    Via reddit.com
  5. 5. At a whole block of red cheddar cheese, got sick on my sister, went to sleep next to the back door.

    Drunk
    Kid
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    KID!

    I wasnt allowed make myself cereal at the time, I think i was around 8. Thought "fuck it Ill have some cheese." Settled in to watch some power rangers munching into that strong mature flavour. It was gone in half an hour. I soon realised that this was a mistake however, but I didnt want my mom to kill me so I thought I should ask my sister what should I do. Shook her awake,then absolutely heaved all over her. She absolutely snaps at me, then just goes for a shower. The vomiting took it out of me, and I was feeling quite cold so I thought, in my genius child logic that I would chill next to the warm radiator. Thats where my mom found me, curled up in a ball in my pajamas at 10 in the morning, covered in vomit. From stopyournonsense.

    KID!
    Via reddit.com
  6. 6. Pooped in a tennis ball can and put it in a neighbors mailbox.

    Drunk
    Kid
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    KID!

    "Kid. Thought it would be funny for an unsuspecting victim to open their mailbox to a hot/steamy turd." From P00P_Dollar.

    KID!
    Via reddit.com
  7. 7. Threw up in my aunt's bathroom, cried until my mom came and cleaned me up.

    Drunk
    Kid
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    DRUNK!

    "It was the night of my aunt's wedding and I was extremely stressed out. I drank some wine... a lot of wine. Just after my mom made a beautiful speech toasting her sister's marriage, I realized I was about to get sick all over the place, so I ran upstairs and vomited bright red wine all over the damned place. It was terrible. My mother ran in, found me in a pile of what looked to her like blood, and nearly screamed when the smell hit her and she realized what had happened. She threw me in the shower and began cleaning my mess." From stopyournonsense.

    DRUNK!
    Via reddit.com
  8. 8. Cleaned my teeth, walked out of the bathroom, spat the toothpaste on the floor then peed on it.

    Drunk
    Kid
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    KID!

    "A kid. I have a habit of daydreaming when I clean my teeth. So I walked out the bathroom, for some reason thought I was standing next to the washbasin, and decided it was time to finish so I spat it on the floor right in front of my mother. I then looked up, started crying, and wet myself all over it." TrouserTorpedo.

    KID!
    Via reddit.com
  9. 9. Sleeping in the nude, get trapped between the bed and the wall, panick, and proceed to fall asleep.

    Drunk
    Kid
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    KID!

    "I was a kid, about 4 or 5. When I woke up in the morning I realized it wasn't a dream and had to call my mom to help." From mimpatcha.

    KID!
    Via reddit.com
  10. 10. Stuck my head in the couch cushion, threw up, then fell asleep till parents came home.

    Drunk
    Kid
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    KID!

    "Kid, Parents left me at home with the baby sitter, I did not like my parents leaving, so I screamed into the couch until i threw up, then I fell asleep until my parents came home." From hammerdong.

    KID!
    Via reddit.com
  11. 11. Got trapped in my pitch-black bathroom because I couldn't find the door or the light switch.

    Drunk
    Kid
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    DRUNK!

    "Drunk. I never turn the lights on when I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night so I don't wake myself up. This time around, I was also hammered drunk, and ended up on the floor of the bathroom. I was so drunk and half-asleep, I didn't realize I was on the floor, so I was feeling around for the doorknob or lightswitch with my hands feeling an area about 2 feet off the ground. Eventually realized I was on the floor, got up, and escaped. It was terrifying." From Notmiefault.

    DRUNK!
  12. 12. Tore a branch off a tree, then brought it inside proclaiming that I had found the family a Christmas tree.

    Drunk
    Kid
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    DRUNK!

    "Suuuuper drunk." From Grapedrank77.

    DRUNK!
    Via reddit.com
  13. 13. Threw a fork at my brother's face, it got stuck in his forehead and he had to go to the hospital.

    Drunk
    Kid
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    KID!

    "Kid. I was 2 and my brother was 5. My babysitter's first reaction to me embedding a metal fork in my brother's face? Put me in time out upstairs, then bring my brother to the hospital." From MADBARZ.

    KID!
  14. 14. I puked all over my clothes, but tried to 'wash' them by flushing them down the toilet.

    Drunk
    Kid
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    DRUNK!

    "I was VERY drunk at a party, ended up with alcohol poisoning at 0.22 BAC. What did me in was the 4Loko." From dino_sawyer.

    DRUNK!
    Via reddit.com
  15. 15. Passed out in the middle of the grocery store.

    Drunk
    Kid
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    BOTH ARE CORRECT!

    "TWIST: I was both drunk and a kid. My uncle was over so him and my dad were up drinking one night. Rhey ran out of stuff to mix vodka with and there was a little bit of apple juice left in the fridge.. my dad just poured the vodka straight into the apple juice bottle and they were drinking that. Before going to bed my dad put a couple giant black "X"s all over the bottle, I guess to warn my mom. My mom accidentally poured some of my dads "special" apple juice into my bottle before our trip to the supermarket." From afatloofus.

    BOTH ARE CORRECT!
    Via reddit.com

Can You Guess Who's More Stupid: Drunk People Or Kids?

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