1. Because we can't rember anything:
2. Because teens:
3. Because this is considered "breaking news":
4. Because of questions like this:
5. And people like this:
6. Also this:
7. Because of brilliant ideas like this:
8. And this:
9. Because of comments like this:
10. Because of terrifying things like this:
11. Because of students like this:
12. Because of history majors like this:
13. Because of book connoisseurs like this:
14. Because Ashley:
15. And Josh:
16. Because are there birds in Canada?:
17. Because some people have no ideas how birthdays work:
18. Because no one can figure out milk anymore:
19. Because our only police officer is this guy:
20. Because of people who think that's what the 4th of July is about:
21. Because of activists like this:
22. Because of studies like this:
23. Because of Norwegian teens:
24. Seriously what is up with Norwegian teens?
25. Because this kid will run for office some day:
26. Because no:
27. Because this is the greatest threat facing our nation:
28. Because of Barraco Barner:
29. Because of observations like this:
30. Because of urgent scientific questions like this:
31. Because are you kidding me?
32. Because of mind-blowing discoveries like this:
33. And lastly:
