23 People Who Absolutely Cannot Be Trusted Under Any Circumstances

    For shame.

    1. People who put ketchup on the INCORRECT way:

    2. People who just say COWABUNGA and chomp into a cheese stick:

    3. People who just chomp wildly into ice cream teeth-first:

    4. People who jam Pringles into their mouth like this:

    5. People who eat a burrito like a dang corn on the cob:

    6. Absolutely bonkers people who think milk goes first:

    7. People who do this to poor, poor pancakes:

    8. People who munch Pop-Tarts two at a time like MANIACS:

    9. People who eat tacos like a G.D. barbarian:

    10. People who do Kit Kats so wrong:

    11. People who disrespect pizza like THIS:

    12. People who disrespect sushi like this:

    13. People who disrespect pies like this. That pie didn't deserve this. That pie had a family.

    14. People with no respect for the proper way to eat a chocolate bar:

    15. People who think opening a cereal box is SOME KIND OF GAME:

    16. People who...who...WHO LET THIS DONUT BE HURT LIKE THIS:

    17. People who pull a Ferdinand Magellan and just start mappin' out a fork-and-knife path through a pizza like CRAZY:

    18. People who think it's okay to eat tangerines like this:

    19. People who think this is an okay and sane thing to do:

    20. People who basically are just drinkin' ketchup:

    21. People who just chomp on into a pear from the top:

    22. People who let this happen to a poor, defenseless banana:

    23. And worst of all, people who think it's okay to eat wings like this: