20 People Who I Know For A Fact Regret Literally Every Single Choice They Made Last Week

Poor things.

1. The person who was kind enough to share their fresh brewed coffee with a friend:

should I just pick it out? from Wellthatsucks

2. The person with the pepperiest shrimp in existence:

Opened the wrong side of the pepper. from Wellthatsucks

3. The person who has the best view possible for their big trip:

First overseas flight in 9 years! Paid extra for a window seat so I can see everything from Wellthatsucks

4. Ol' Purple Butt:

Got new cargo shorts and accidentally sat on a stool that my sister was cleaning with Clorox… from Wellthatsucks

5. The person whose musical taste knows no limits:

“Honey, have you seen my other AirPod?” from Wellthatsucks

6. The person who now must wait 48 years to use their iPod:

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7. The person kind enough to rent out their grill to a squirrel:

Finally decided to use my bbq, only to find out its home to a squirrel now. from Wellthatsucks

8. The person who experienced a watermelon of mass destruction:

We were craving for watermelons and as soon as the knife touched it, it burst. from Wellthatsucks

9. The person with a fresh coat of brown on their beautiful walls:

Used ramps to change oil for the first time… while backing up, the ramps slid/shot out and hit the 5qt used oil container and painted my garage a new color. from Wellthatsucks

10. The person who got a great view of some fantastic elbows at this concert:

Trying to go on a concert in 2022 from mildlyinfuriating

11. The person who was kind enough to let a bee do some cosmetic work:

Stung on my lip by a bee... from Wellthatsucks

12. The person who will never not quadruple check their toothbrush from now on:

Arrived to my bathroom to find a friend doing some exploration from mildlyinfuriating

13. The person whose plate betrayed them, as plates often do:

my plate decided to explode on me from mildlyinfuriating

14. The person whose doctor must be laughing at them:

I’m feeling all around awful and have one of the worst sore throats of my life and the doctor prescribed these pills from Wellthatsucks

15. The person who is about to enjoy a nice, heaping bowl of herbs:

Dropped some mixed herb on the last ramen I had. from mildlyinfuriating

16. The person with the foamiest cup in existence:

this juice to foam ratio from mildlyinfuriating

17. The person who must never play golf again:

Brand New $1300 set of golf clubs I bought as a birthday present to myself. On my very first swing (club head is somewhere in the pond) from Wellthatsucks

18. The person whose diploma got juuuuust a little bent:

I wasn't planning to frame my diploma anyways... from mildlyinfuriating

19. The person who was kind enough to let a young fly give birth on their tasty burger:

fly just dumped maggots on my burger right before I grabbed it from the bag from mildlyinfuriating

20. The person who totally forgot about the big parade happening that day:

Late to work due to an unscheduled parade from mildlyinfuriating

Although, to be fair, this seems like a worthwhile delay.