8. Your mom could have sent you this text:
19. You could have been embarrassed in front of everyone at the gym:
20. Your treadmill could have attacked you:
- British Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn says he will not resign despite facing a wave of shadow cabinet resignations.
- Uber documents provided to BuzzFeed News suggest that price cuts don't always raise driver wages 🚗💸
- President Barack Obama declared a major disaster in West Virginia after at least 23 people were killed in flash floods.