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Wake The Fuck Up, America. Boneless Wings Are Just Chicken Nuggets.

I can't be silent anymore.

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YOU'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE.

How much longer must we as a nation lie to ourselves before finally admitting that boneless chicken wings are just spicy chicken nuggets?

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NOT CONVINCED BY THAT FAKE BILL NYE TWEET? PLEASE CONSULT THIS RANDO-ASS TWEET I FOUND AFTER SEARCHING TWITTER FOR LIKE 17 SECONDS.

Boneless wings are not wings. They are chicken nuggets with sauce on them.

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    I care
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    Yeah, actually. Gotta care about something to distract us from this endless march towards the grave
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    I guess you're right. Can't take everything so seriously.
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    Amen to that. Hey, what do you say we grab a gingerbread latte?
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    I'm actually busy
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    Oh... yeah. No problem, it's cool.
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    Well, see you around.
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    Hahaha "Awkward!" Haha.
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Are boneless wings just chicken nuggets with sauce?
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    Who cares
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    I care
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    Do you really?
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    Yeah, actually. Gotta care about something to distract us from this endless march towards the grave
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    I guess you're right. Can't take everything so seriously.
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    Amen to that. Hey, what do you say we grab a gingerbread latte?
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    I'm actually busy
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    Oh... yeah. No problem, it's cool.
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    Well, see you around.
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    Yep, see you later.
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    Oh... we're walking in the same direction.
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    Hahaha "Awkward!" Haha.
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    Okay, bye for real.
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    Bye
 
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