DING DING DING, AMERICA. YOU HEAR THAT? IT'S TIME TO WAKE THE FUCK UP.
YOU'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE.
THIS IS A WING. IT'S THE DADDY OF ALL CHICKEN. THE CHICKEN DADDY. THE CHADDY. DADDY CHAD. IT HAS BONES.
THIS IS A "BONELESS WING". OL' BENNY BONELESS. IT DOES NOT HAVE BONES.
AND THIS, MON FRERE, THIS IS A CHICKEN NUGGET. IT'S THE EXACT SAME THING AS A BONELESS WING.
IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS! YOUR HEAD IS IN YOUR BUTT! SMASH THAT MF CAPS LOCK BUTTON! BONELESS WINGS ARE A SHAM. A FRAUD! A HOAX!
THEY'RE THE SAME DAMN THING AS CHICKEN NUGGETS.
THE SAME DAMN THING!
NOT CONVINCED? PLEASE CONSULT THE VENN DIAGRAM.
NOT CONVINCED BY THE VENN DIA? PLEASE CONSULT THE PHYLOGENETIC TREE OF LIFE.
NOT CONVINCED BY THE PHYLOGENETIC TREE OF LIFE? PLEASE CONSULT THIS FAKE BILL NYE TWEET.
NOT CONVINCED BY THAT FAKE BILL NYE TWEET? PLEASE CONSULT THIS RANDO-ASS TWEET I FOUND AFTER SEARCHING TWITTER FOR LIKE 17 SECONDS.
IT'S TIME TO SING IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS! TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW! FUCK MAN IDK GRAB A TROMBONE!!!
TAKE TO THE STREETS!!!
TAKE TO THE SKIES!!!
TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT STARRING TOPHER GRACE AND ANNA FARIS!
BONELESS WINGS ARE JUST GLORIFIED NUGGETS!
YesNahWho caresI careDo you really?Yeah, actually. Gotta care about something to distract us from this endless march towards the graveI guess you're right. Can't take everything so seriously.Amen to that. Hey, what do you say we grab a gingerbread latte?I'm actually busyOh... yeah. No problem, it's cool.Well, see you around.Yep, see you later.Oh... we're walking in the same direction.Hahaha "Awkward!" Haha.Okay, bye for real.Bye
Wake The Fuck Up, America. Boneless Wings Are Just Chicken Nuggets.
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Are boneless wings just chicken nuggets with sauce?
vote votesWho cares
vote votesI care
vote votesDo you really?
vote votesYeah, actually. Gotta care about something to distract us from this endless march towards the grave
vote votesI guess you're right. Can't take everything so seriously.
vote votesAmen to that. Hey, what do you say we grab a gingerbread latte?
vote votesI'm actually busy
vote votesOh... yeah. No problem, it's cool.
vote votesWell, see you around.
vote votesYep, see you later.
vote votesOh... we're walking in the same direction.
vote votesHahaha "Awkward!" Haha.
vote votesOkay, bye for real.