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    Posted on Dec 2, 2017

    Wake The Fuck Up, America. Boneless Wings Are Just Chicken Nuggets.

    I can't be silent anymore.

    DING DING DING, AMERICA. YOU HEAR THAT? IT'S TIME TO WAKE THE FUCK UP.

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    YOU'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE.

    How much longer must we as a nation lie to ourselves before finally admitting that boneless chicken wings are just spicy chicken nuggets?

    THIS IS A WING. IT'S THE DADDY OF ALL CHICKEN. THE CHICKEN DADDY. THE CHADDY. DADDY CHAD. IT HAS BONES.

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    THIS IS A "BONELESS WING". OL' BENNY BONELESS. IT DOES NOT HAVE BONES.

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    AND THIS, MON FRERE, THIS IS A CHICKEN NUGGET. IT'S THE EXACT SAME THING AS A BONELESS WING.

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    IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS! YOUR HEAD IS IN YOUR BUTT! SMASH THAT MF CAPS LOCK BUTTON! BONELESS WINGS ARE A SHAM. A FRAUD! A HOAX!

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    THEY'RE THE SAME DAMN THING AS CHICKEN NUGGETS.

    THE SAME DAMN THING!

    NOT CONVINCED? PLEASE CONSULT THE VENN DIAGRAM.

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    NOT CONVINCED BY THE VENN DIA? PLEASE CONSULT THE PHYLOGENETIC TREE OF LIFE.

    NOT CONVINCED BY THE PHYLOGENETIC TREE OF LIFE? PLEASE CONSULT THIS FAKE BILL NYE TWEET.

    NOT CONVINCED BY THAT FAKE BILL NYE TWEET? PLEASE CONSULT THIS RANDO-ASS TWEET I FOUND AFTER SEARCHING TWITTER FOR LIKE 17 SECONDS.

    Boneless wings are not wings. They are chicken nuggets with sauce on them.

    IT'S TIME TO SING IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS! TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW! FUCK MAN IDK GRAB A TROMBONE!!!

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    TAKE TO THE STREETS!!!

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    TAKE TO THE SKIES!!!

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    TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT STARRING TOPHER GRACE AND ANNA FARIS!

    BONELESS WINGS ARE JUST GLORIFIED NUGGETS!

    THEY'RE NUGGETS!!!

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    THEY'RE... NUGGETS!!!!!

    They're........ NUGGETS!!!!!!

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    1. Are boneless wings just chicken nuggets with sauce?

      Are boneless wings just chicken nuggets with sauce?

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    Are boneless wings just chicken nuggets with sauce?
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      Yes
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      Nah
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      Who cares
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      I care
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      Do you really?
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      Yeah, actually. Gotta care about something to distract us from this endless march towards the grave
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      I guess you're right. Can't take everything so seriously.
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      Amen to that. Hey, what do you say we grab a gingerbread latte?
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      I'm actually busy
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      Oh... yeah. No problem, it's cool.
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      Well, see you around.
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      Yep, see you later.
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      Oh... we're walking in the same direction.
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      Hahaha "Awkward!" Haha.
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      Okay, bye for real.
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      Bye