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    Posted on Apr 17, 2017

    For Everyone Who's Felt Personally Victimized After Hearing Green Day On A Classic Rock Station

    When it happens, you won't forget.

    You're driving along, snapping your fings to the radio, trying to enjoying some classic tunes when... IT happens.

    Green Day is playing on the classic rock station........this isn't okay.

    You didn't ask for an existential crisis.

    Just heard Green Day on a classic rock radio station...I've never felt so old in my life

    YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS.

    Well shit I just heard Brain Stew on a classic rock station. Is it really time for a mid life crisis already?

    You go from shocked...

    To angry...

    DO NOT PLAY GREEN DAY ON THE CLASSIC ROCK STATION EVER AGAIN PLEASE

    To just plain uncomfortable.

    It makes me so uncomfortable that Green Day is now considered "classic rock".

    Where did the time go?

    It didn't hit me that I was getting old until I heard "Wake Me Up When September Ends" on a classic rock station.

    Why would Billie Joe and the boys do this to me?

    WHY is Blvd of Broken Dreams on the CLASSIC ROCK station?

    WHAT YEAR IS IT?!?!

    Well Green Day is playing on a classic rock station like omg am I really that old was the 90s really that long ago I'm a confused dad

    If Green Day is classic rock... WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME???

    The classic rock station is playing 'When I Come Around' GREEN DAY IS NOW CLASSIC ROCK THIS IS NOT A DRILL

    AM I A CLASSIC MAN OR WOMAN??? HAVE I BECOME A CLASSIC PERSON???

    No better way to start off a morning than listening to Classic Rock station and them playing Green Day to make you feel old

    WHO AM I???

    When you hear Green Day on the classic rock station and realize how old u are

    WHERE AM I???

    The classic rock station just went from Aerosmith to Green Day so now I don't know what to think of the world we live in.

    SAINTS PRESERVE US! PRESERVE US SAINTS!!!

    Was in the car and a classic rock station played Basket Case by @GreenDay. Yes. A classic rock station. I still haven't gotten over it.

    GREAT GOOGA MOOGA!

    The fact that Green Day is on the classic rock station makes me wonder where time went😓

    IT'S NOT RIGHT! THAT DOG DON'T HUNT!

    Crazy how @GreenDay Boulevard of Broken Dreams is on a classic rock station #ImGettingOld

    RIP ME.

    If you want to relive your apparent glory days and listen to some old fashioned classic rock, check out this playlist of the best Green Day deep cuts:

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    DO IT.

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