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15 Perfect Ways To Respond To An Unwanted Dick Pic

It's simple!

1. Send them something sensual:

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2. Something that really says how you feel:

Or really says what you want to do:

3. Don't be afraid to get a bit colorful:

4. Send them something so there aren't any questions:

5. So your meaning is not lost on them:

6. "Thank you for sending that."

7. You know, something like that.

8. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

9. 😏😏😏

10. πŸ†πŸ”«πŸ†πŸ”« πŸ†πŸ”«

11. Again, be direct:

12. Something like: "How kind of you!"

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13. "What do you want to do? How's this look?"

14. "I appreciate this gesture."

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15. And of course: "I'm going to smash your dick with a hammer."


And bingo! You've got it.

Big ups to and for the inspiration and paving the way on hot-dog-cutting–dick comparisons.

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