1. There are kids today that don't know the power of Gwen:
2. How to pronounce 90201:
3. Or what a dang floppy disc is:
4. They have no idea what this:
5. Or what this is:
6. And burning CDs is ancient technology to them:
7. There are completely functioning human adults born in 1998:
8. Including people who have never heard of Napster:
9. iPods:
10. And MySpace:
11. There are kids who think Pixar made black and white talkies:
12. People who don't recognize Zac Efron from his finest work:
13. And they're celebrating '90s week in schools across the country:
The fact that “90s day” is now a homecoming spirit week day makes me feel old as SHIT.
14. Kids today don't know the true thrill of the chase:
15. Or what mystery REALLY is:
16. Kids today don't know the true importance of Neopets:
17. And, devastatingly enough, they have no idea how to get low:
18. I mean, sheesh:
19. Smash Mouth had it right:
