1. Oh no.
2. It's happening.
3. It's finally come to this.
4. Saints preserve us.
5. We're through the looking glass here, people.
6. People are saying they wish they were born in the '90s.
7. Like, THE '90S.
8. Like, the couldn't-be-more-than-like-10-years-ago '90s.
9. Good gravy.
10. What year is it?
11. Woah Nelly.
12. Technically true.
13. Oh good grief.
14. I'm... fading... away...
15. I'm... melting...
16. Woof.
17. This one hurts.
