1. The longest 8 hours of your life:
2. The relief:
3. What the original Netflix looked like:
4. How wild MySpace was:
5. How much time you wasted typing out a text:
6. The mad dash:
I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
7. The worst words in the English language:
8. The dark days:
9. The wildest time to be alive:
10. What happened in McDonald's that day:
11. Peak MySpace:
12. How to effectively measure time:
13. The devestation:
The code for the bathroom at this Starbucks is 90210 which the young barista passed on matter-of-factly as "nine zero two one zero" causing me to crumble into infinity dust
14. This fact of life:
15. Who this guy is:
My dad looks like he just got a letter
16. The torture:
17. Past belts becoming future embarrassment:
18. The sanctuary:
19. The original Spotify:
20. Late 2000s babies:
21. The warm glow of the TV:
22. Proto-Alexa:
23. Becoming a technological genius:
24. The loudest sound known to humankind:
25. The no-internet struggle:
26. The implications of being that low:
27. And, finally, Blink's truth:
