1. Sneezing is the closest you'll come to death:
2. The couch > the bed:
3. You gotta take the 45 minutes to dry off:
4. You gotta keep your faces to yourself:
5. Those 15 minutes are NECESSARY:
6. And so is that coffee:
7. Ya gotta use the bags:
8. The eye doctor is playing GAMES:
9. You ALWAYS draw the sun:
10. You never know when a smell will get you:
11. A night changes you:
12. You gotta give it some clicks:
13. You can't travel without the perfect song:
14. You're never 5 minutes away:
15. Laundry will forever haunt you:
16. Teachers were really out there going crazy:
17. Spoons will betray you:
18. Nobody has time for old fashioned directions:
19. Sometimes ya gotta say sorry:
20. Toothpaste IS a present:
21. You basically die every day:
22. You'll always break it:
23. Ya gotta wait:
24. Shuffle never gets it right:
25. You don't know what you got 'til it's gone:
26. The slap never fails:
27. And something will always come up out of the blue:
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