1.
Sneezing is the closest you'll come to death:
3.
You gotta take the 45 minutes to dry off:
4.
You gotta keep your faces to yourself:
5.
Those 15 minutes are NECESSARY:
6.
And so is that coffee:
7.
Ya gotta use the bags:
8.
The eye doctor is playing GAMES:
9.
You ALWAYS draw the sun:
10.
You never know when a smell will get you:
12.
You gotta give it some clicks:
13.
You can't travel without the perfect song:
14.
You're never 5 minutes away:
15.
Laundry will forever haunt you:
16.
Teachers were really out there going crazy:
17.
Spoons will betray you:
18.
Nobody has time for old fashioned directions:
19.
Sometimes ya gotta say sorry:
20.
Toothpaste IS a present:
21.
You basically die every day:
22.
You'll always break it:
24.
Shuffle never gets it right:
25.
You don't know what you got 'til it's gone:
26.
The slap never fails:
27.
And something will always come up out of the blue:
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