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    27 Tweets About Trader Joe's That Make Me Laugh No Matter How Many Times I've Seen Them

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    Trader Joe's employees are legally required to scan one item in your cart and say "ooh these are dangerous"

    Twitter: @MarcSnetiker


    if you go to Trader Joe’s with a list you want to see yourself fail. you gotta let the spirit of Joe guide you through the store

    Twitter: @tee_pottz


    how did trader joe’s build such a solid brand to the point where they can sell me a microwaveable burrito and I still think it’s healthy ?? we have to hand it to trader joe on this

    Twitter: @aubrey031018


    If the Trader Joe's cashier doesn't say "I love these" about anything you're buying, you have to put it all back and start over. #sorrybro

    Twitter: @KarenKilgariff



    trader joe’s could open up a restaurant where they just microwave their frozen meals and i’d eat there

    Twitter: @okayeverett


    Trader Joe’s bravely asks what if a grocery store did not really sell vegetables

    Twitter: @criesatdentist


    You're not allowed to open a Trader Joe's in a lot with a regular, adequate parking lot. It has to be quirky with a bad traffic pattern. Gotta be.

    Twitter: @tyronem


    can only blame myself for failed trader joes purchases. like no shit this pasta sucks it’s made of black beans it says so on the label

    Twitter: @MuscleSkoals


    I told my therapist, "I just want to be as happy as a Trader Joe's cashier."

    Twitter: @ConanOBrien


    Man if someone recommends something from Trader Joe’s to you, just buy two.

    Twitter: @JunaeBrown


    Twitter: @tyleroday


    Trader Joes will $2.99 yo ass to death.

    Twitter: @N9_L5


    At Trader Joe’s with no list. No plan. Clear eyes. Full heart. Huge ass. Can’t lose

    Twitter: @fibulaa


    If you think you know what love is then you haven’t had Trader Joe’s chocolate covered banana slices

    Twitter: @therealDBcoop


    Me after leaving my 36 reusable bags at home and the Trader Joe’s cashier asks if I brought one

    Twitter: @asialbx


    The most exciting thing in my life right now is browsing the Trader Joe’s dip selection.

    Twitter: @jtrain56


    I always stock up on my faves at Trader Joe’s cause you never know when they’ll disappear 😭

    Twitter: @seangarrette


    Accidentally worked a 16 hour day at Trader Joe's. Note to self: never wear a Hawaiian shirt while shopping there.

    Twitter: @YoungFunE


    When Trader Joe’s gets a new product it’s like a new friend is born and I will eat my friend soon

    Twitter: @audipenny


    Trader Joe’s is very sneaky with the dark chocolate treats near the register.

    Twitter: @SteveStaeger


    Overheard the girl behind me in line at Trader Joe's say, "I love shopping here but it stresses me out" and I think that's the general consensus of shopping at Trader Joe's

    Twitter: @briannairv


    me in any normal grocery store: anxious, meek, hungry, alone and scared, totally lost, don’t know what to buy me in Trader Joe’s: powerful, honed in, pure zen, the light inside me forges the path to exactly what I need

    Twitter: @SweetBabyTayz


    Trader Joe’s up there with Disneyland as one of the best places in the world

    Twitter: @ClubAntt


    Trader Joe's and Aldi are so much more than just grocery stores, they're *experiences*

    Twitter: @Molly_RoseCLE


    Every time I go to Trader Joe’s I think “could there be a worst goddamn parking lot? “

    Twitter: @OhOEvie