If you just had an absolute stinker of a week, just remember...
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The person who learned a valuable lesson about online shopping:
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The person who turned their garage into a winter wonderland:
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The person whose child might just have a future in the art world:
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The person who might have just received the most bent piece of mail in existence:
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The person who gave their laptop a shrimp aerial assault:
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The person who angered the ketchup gods:
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The person who forgot probably the worst thing to forget in their pants:
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The person who was hoisted by their own petard:
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The person who pulled a Daniel Plainview with their Airpod:
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The person who lost the avocado lottery:
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The person who will be finding chia seeds until the cows come home. The cows come home, I say!
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The person whose pillow went absolutely nuclear:
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The person who had to look upon this abomination:
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The person whose life holds no fortune:
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The person who gets to share their pastry with a little friend:
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The person whose thumb was touched by the devil himself:
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The person who created a new species on their stinky old washcloth:
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And Ol' Scratchy Eye:
