I Honestly Feel Terrible For The 20 People Who Probably Regret Every Damn Decision They Made This Week

I'd like one do-over, please.

1. The person whose laptop literally melted in the heat:

It's my first summer in Arizona. Left my laptop in my car. Lesson learned. from Wellthatsucks

2. The person whose phone pumped a little too much iron:

Dropped a weight on my phone at the gym… learned my lesson from RuinedMyDay

3. The person whose hiding spot was betrayed by the sun:

To Hide From the Seeker... from therewasanattempt

4. The person who inadvertently ruined someone's whole engagement:

So I ordered McDonalds via DoorDash and found this in the bag. Not only did the DoorDash driver get my order wrong, but I think he messed up some poor dude’s plans… from mildlyinfuriating

5. The person whose poor, poor tire lasted only six whole days:

This tire is 6 days old from mildlyinfuriating

6. The person who will probably be replaying the day they cut that kitchen counter over and over again in their head:

Our new oven is 1/4” too big for the existing spot from mildlyinfuriating

7. The person who has to take care of their business with toilet paper for ghosts. FOR GHOSTS!

The toilet paper of a $30,000,000,000 company from mildlyinfuriating

8. The person whom I will now affectionately refer to as "Pesto Hulk":

To make pesto from therewasanattempt

9. The person whose neighbor was nice enough to share their rotten juices with them:

my upstairs neighbors left their trash on their porch durring a rainstorm, and now my window is covered in rotten milk trash juices from mildlyinfuriating

10. The person who will never trust a thing of mixed nuts ever again:

My wife adding pistachios to the mixed nut jar. from mildlyinfuriating

11. The person who, in their words, sorta became reverse coffee Moses:

My day didn't start right. Some say, I'm reverse Moses now from RuinedMyDay

12. The person who will never, ever get those precious 15 minutes back:

This guy was recording the scenery through the bus window for about 15 minutes before he realized it wasn’t recording from Wellthatsucks

13. The person whose dang oven went nuclear right at dinnertime:

oven just exploded for some reason from mildlyinfuriating

14. The person who had a close encounter with what they affectionately refer to as "Satan's mustache":

Just had Satan's moustache crawl across my face when I was trying to go to sleep. My skin is crawling. from Wellthatsucks

15. The person who spent a fortune on what just might be the world's saddest salad:

This $10 salad I paid for at a restaurant from mildlyinfuriating

16. The person who's gonna be doin' some good ol' grillin' in the back of their Honda today, baby!

the bag ripped in the back of my car :( from Wellthatsucks

17. The person whose new avant-garde TV seems to be working just fine:

My new TV was just delivered from mildlyinfuriating

18. The person who hopefully learned a valuable lesson about driving on roofs:

Drove over a piece of roofing and got 4 nails in my tire from Wellthatsucks

19. The person who now has a nice, slippery PS5 controller:

When your controller goes missing and you find it next to this guilty boi from mildlyinfuriating

20. And the person who tried so hard and got so far but in the end could not make the guy:

at making that guy from therewasanattempt

You'll get 'em next time, Mom.