If you just had yourself an absolutely atrocious week, just remember...
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The person whose cranberry sauce went absolutely nuclear:
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The person who got their kitchen nice and toasty:
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The person who got a fun collectible sticker with their meal:
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The person whose brother can't be trusted around pizza ever again:
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The person who dropped quite possibly the most expensive thing you can drop in the USA:
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The person who got stuck in an elevator from the Hoover administration:
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The person who lost the wing lottery:
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The person whose iPhone is nice 'n' slick now:
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The person whose blender came with a very helpful feature if you want to destroy your kitchen:
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The person whose makeup bag is beyond saving:
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The person who is going to cause a nation-wide Skittle shortage:
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The person who was forever tainted by their ring:
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The person who will be finding remnants of smoothie years from now:
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The person whose cat left them a nice little present:
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The person whose pizza was absolutely annihilated in transit:
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The person who learned a hard lesson about cats:
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The person who might wanna throw that toaster in some rice:
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And the person who did the unthinkable with their computer mouse:
