My friends, if you're having a rough week, just remember...
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The person who somehow had their oatmeal go catastrophically wrong:
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The person who has the most explosive pants around:
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The person whose can shall remain forever closed, amen:
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The person who invented sweet salmon:
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The person who will now learn to like garlic a little too much:
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The person who received this egg salad abomination:
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The person who's forever finger trapped:
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The person who apparently made some very powerful birds very angry:
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The person who can never return to the mall:
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The person who, oh lord, has to deal with this:
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The person who will forever be on 0% battery:
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The person who received a Boston donut:
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The person who was breathing this goop in:
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The person whose cat is clearly out to get them:
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The person who has to pay to unlock the PLUS button:
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The person who might have to do a little quick maintenance on their computer: