Man, I Honestly Feel Sorry For Each And Every One Of These People Who Had The Worst Month Ever

Oh, you think YOU are having a bad day?

1. The person who gave their carpet a beautiful shade of red:

I’m going to damn bed. from Wellthatsucks

2. The person who got absolutely bodied by the Scrabble gods:

the definition of "I'm screwed" in scrabble from mildlyinfuriating

3. The person who will forever be jamming with their friends out in Portugal:

Buddy came back from vacation and realized he was missing a headphone so he checked it’s location and.. from Wellthatsucks

4. The person whose bananas went skydiving:

All of my bananas unpeeled themselves as I slept last night… I’ve never seen this happen before… from mildlyinfuriating

5. The person who is apparently sitting behind that girl from The Ring:

Trying to watch a movie on the airplane from Wellthatsucks

6. The person who got a little smooch with their meal:

I think my uber eats driver was drinking from my cup from mildlyinfuriating

7. The person who was confused for a no good, rotten, dastardly lier:

just lost my job and now this. second time in a week too. I swear someone has me confused with their ex. from Wellthatsucks

8. The person who got a free sock makeover and is somehow upset about it:

Which action is more mildly infuriating? The person sticking their feet into the seat in front, or the kid drawing on their socks. from mildlyinfuriating

9. The person who has apparently been tasting their cats dirty-ass mouth for lord knows how long:

Woke up at 4am to this, I don't know how long it's been going on. I feel sick. from mildlyinfuriating

10. The person who will never get to feast on their precious little beans:

After 2 days of cookin’ beans, the pot explodes the night we were to feast on them from Wellthatsucks

11. The person who just bought the saddest PB&J in existence:

The $9 PB&J I bought at LaGuardia from Wellthatsucks

12. The person who was lucky enough to get some protein with their jam:

Freshly opened can of jam has a big patch of mold. It even made the popping sound when the seal broke from Wellthatsucks

13. The person who finally knows once and for all who is the true #2 in this household:

My dad just told me to get in the back seat because apparently my dog called shotgun from mildlyinfuriating

14. The person whose neighbor is apparently driving a giant heat laser:

My neighbor just got their car detailed; it's so shiny that the sun reflection melted my blinds from Wellthatsucks

15. The person who will forever hold a grudge against the squirrel that did them dirty:

Was sleeping and felt something hit my feet turns out a damn squirrel broke my window screen and ate my pizza [OC] from Wellthatsucks

16. The person who is currently on the front line of the Armadillo Wars:

This guy leapt through a window (shattering it) and into my house from mildlyinfuriating

17. The person faced with Schrödinger's delivery:

Your Food Has Arrived. Good Luck. from mildlyinfuriating

18. The person whose iced coffee is now the eternal resting place of this poor fly:

Dead fly in my iced coffee :( from mildlyinfuriating

19. The person who only has to wait a measly 19 years to get back into their phone:

AUGH! We just want to give our old phone to our friend’s kid for his diabetes monitoring app! Trying to reset it resulted in…this from Wellthatsucks

20. The person who got but a single berry on this cursed muffin:

This “blueberry” muffin I ordered from Wellthatsucks

21. The person who was nearly swallowed by the most dangerous device in the world — the moving sidewalk:

WCGW Wearing flip flops to the airport from Whatcouldgowrong

22. The 2022 Mosquito Award Winner for Blood of the Year:

Took my kids swimming and came home with a grand total of 65 mosquito bites. My kids had 2 between the three of them. from Wellthatsucks

23. The person whose rat friends made it so they're now perfectly set for a long winter:

I was gone for a month a half and left my car outside. This is what Arizona pack rats have done to my engine bay from Wellthatsucks

24. The person who's going to be eatin' good at work today:

Brought a bag of doggie treats instead of a bag of instant oatmeal to work. from mildlyinfuriating

25. The person whose tattoo is apparently leaking:

My new tattoo stained my hotel bed sheets as I slept from mildlyinfuriating

26. The person whose dog might be an emissary of the devil:

My dog keeps randomly tearing up my moms Bible. This is the third Bible she’s had to purchase from mildlyinfuriating

Or maybe they just like paper. It does taste good, after all.

27. The person who will never, ever get to find out what's in this box:

How am I supposed to get this out of my mailbox… from mildlyinfuriating

28. The garbage truck driver who forgot how to garbage:

Garbage truck outside my friend's house... whoops from Wellthatsucks

29. The person with the whitest Jeep in town:

Road marking paint fell off a truck, covering this Jeep from Wellthatsucks

30. The person who loves their dog very much, I'm sure:

Dog actually managed to open the window during a car wash. from Wellthatsucks

31. The person who had the old classic "Komodo dragon in the shitter" scenario happen to them:

When you're bursting, and discover a komodo dragon occupying your commode from Wellthatsucks

32. The person whose outlet is forever lost to the wasps:

“Can you see why the outlets on the deck don’t work.” from Wellthatsucks

33. The person who goes swimming at the local pool with an infernal demon:

Someone keeps taking bites out of our community pool noodle. from mildlyinfuriating

34. The person who was straight up crunchin' down ants for, like, 3/4 of a cup:

I thought this was coffee grinds on my foam but I was wrong… it was ants!!! from Wellthatsucks

35. The person who cooked their waffles to the limit that waffles can be cooked:

I just remembered I wanted waffles 6 days ago from Wellthatsucks

36. The person who seems to be getting progressively more and more hilarious things stuck in their drain at the worst possible time:

I have a 4 am flight, so I planned to do some chores and pack. A glass got stuck in my drain- I’ve been trying to get it out for an hour and now tongs are stuck and I’m not packed- I can’t get it out. from Wellthatsucks

37. The person who had the unthinkable happen:

I dropped a 4000 piece lego set down my stairs. from mildlyinfuriating

38. The person who gets to play This Little Piggy Went to the Market with a brand new friend on the plane:

Why are people like this? from mildlyinfuriating

39. The person who learned the hard way about the letter "E" today:

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40. The person who gave every person who saw their watch a little peek into their mind:

I totally forgot that having ‘now playing’ as a face on your Apple Watch isn’t just for music, but just the last ‘media’ you might have watched that day. It’s the new watch, too, the one that doesn’t turn off the screen. Cringe for me and the amount of customers who likely saw this today. from Wellthatsucks

41. The person who's now going to have to ask someone's older brother to buy them booze:

Key broke off in the liquor cabinet when I was trying to open it and we have a 500 person event with a full bar in 5 hours. And it’s Sunday 😅 from Wellthatsucks

42. The person forced to deal with Schrödinger's chair:

Spent days trying to acquire this chair and it won’t fit in the room. from Wellthatsucks

43. The person who now must shamefully put tongue to laptop track pad:

Bread always falls on the buttered side from Wellthatsucks

44. The person whose freezer must've just gotten back from Antarctica with Ernest Shackleton...seriously!

My freezer door hasn’t been closing. I figured out why. from Wellthatsucks

45. The person whose roommate clearly has no respect for their or others' behinds:

Told my roommate it was his turn to buy toilet paper and he bought two rolls of the THINNEST 1-ply. from mildlyinfuriating

46. And the person whose record just got snapped away by a certain thick, muscular alien we know and love by the name of Thanos:

I bought a used record that was grimy. Took careful measures to clean it up. Promptly dropped it moving it back in the sleeve. from Wellthatsucks

Ah, yes.

47. The proud owner of a brand new unicycle:

Well this sucks from Wellthatsucks

48. The person who gave their window a dang super saiyan kai blast:

I just wanted to clean the window from Wellthatsucks

49. The person who, 'fraid to say, might be the world's worst grower of watermelons:

My dad spent all summer growing this watermelon only for it to be just rind and seeds. from mildlyinfuriating

50. The person who's having their own personal Chicken Little moment inside their apartment:

Moved into this apartment with my girlfriend less than a month ago. Last night, the sky started falling. from mildlyinfuriating

51. The person who will never eat a Night Baguette again:

Just bought and ate almost whole baguette in the dark before seeing this from mildlyinfuriating

52. The person who apparently ordered their burger cooked well-gooped:

This restaurant didn’t understand why I sent my burger back. They said it was cooked perfectly.. from mildlyinfuriating

53. The person who I hope likes their beverages nice 'n' chunky:

This Bailey’s came in a gift basket I won at work a few months ago and I was going to enjoy it by the fire tonight. The first sip was chunky. It expired in 2014. from Wellthatsucks

54. The person who almost fell into the Netherrealm in their rental:

Fell through the floor of my rental from mildlyinfuriating

55. The person who I hope likes their eggs with a heaping mound of pepper on them:

Pot cover that can't handle the extreme temperatures of ... frying eggs. Any move I make drops glass shards into my food. from mildlyinfuriating

56. The person whose floor shall forever be orange:

Turmeric commits suicide in local home; witnesses claim to be “stained for life” from Wellthatsucks

57. The person who had a cascading rainbow of vending machine bad luck:

I just wanted a bag of chips. 😕 from mildlyinfuriating

58. The person who had a literal oil spill inside their office:

Sample of crude oil fell of my table and shattered. from Wellthatsucks

59. The person who missed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity:

The worst part is I've been watching it religiously for like a week 😭 from mildlyinfuriating

60. And the person whose friend just casually broke a million-year-old piece of amber:

My friend just broke my several million old piece of amber that I got while I was living in Australia from mildlyinfuriating

Hmm. Not great.