If you just had yourself an absolutely terrible month, just remember...
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The person who should've just left work early:
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The person whose shoe is now one with the angels:
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The person who is in a situation straight out of a sitcom:
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The person who gave their shoes a delicious taste of Italy:
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The person whose toothbrush was banished to the Netherrealm:
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The person who gave their glasses a nice little dip:
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The person whose car got a fresh, new coat of paint for free:
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The person whose new jeans are just slightly different from what they ordered:
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The person who finally found that pesky spoon:
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The person whose microwave absolutely annihilated their fries:
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The person with the best seat in the house:
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The person whose $20 bill is laughing in their face:
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The person who definitely won't be clenching every clench-able part of their body for the duration of this flight:
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The person whose headphones will be sparkling clean after today:
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The person who made perhaps the worst looking loaf of bread I have ever seen:
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The person who built a makeup mirror death ray:
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The person who left a sweet little trail back to their car:
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The person who is now forever trapped by 13 packages:
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The person who will never use a railing again:
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The person who loves children very much, I'm sure:
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The person whose directions app gave them a slight 193-hour detour:
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The person whose thumb got straight up Smurf'd in a car door:
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The person who also was kind enough to give an inanimate object a taste of Italy:
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The person who's going to have a very, very long walk back down:
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The person whose rear-end deserves our thoughts and prayers:
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The person with the saddest sandwich I've ever seen:
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The person whose key betrayed them when they needed it the most:
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The person who got a fun little gift from the acupuncturist:
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The person who lost the battle to some quinoa:
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The person whose laundry room is now the ninth biggest waterfall in Iowa:
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The person who got a fancy French meal with their yogurt:
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The person who might just be a bit tired:
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The person who is having their plants burgled:
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The person who angered the wrong Norse god:
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The person whose bike is no longer their bike:
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The person who will never, ever finish their show:
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The person whose phone went for the ride of a lifetime:
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The person whose grandma added a little extra spice to their device:
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The person who learned just how much litter a garbage bag can hold:
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The person whose backpack belongs to the bees now:
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The person who will be moving out ASAP:
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The person who had their worst nightmare happen:
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The person who got the most beautiful view in the world:
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The person whose bathroom turned into Mount Toilet-toa:
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The person who will know nothing but sadness upon opening that door:
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The person who was kind enough to share their pasta with a friend:
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The person who discovered a brand new, delicious type of chocolate:
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The person whose tailor made them a fine pair of capris for their wedding:
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And the person who, well, yeah:
