1. Ryan and his history lesson:

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2. The owner of a meat oak ass:

3. Laura and her conspiracy theories:

4. Jack and his hard-hitting questions:

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5. This guy:

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6. This person who should probably have her phone confiscated:

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7. Jamie and his tech hacks:

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8. This person who has clearly never seen earplugs:

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9. The creator of the #FlamingYoung hashtag:

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10. Eric and his astute observations:

11. This lizard person:

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12. The architect behind the Flute Swimming Pool:

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13. This person unfamiliar with how pickles work:

14. Shelby:

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15. This cook:

16. These people who have never seen a corkscrew before:

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17. The last person you'd expect to use the #smart hashtag:

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18. Pretty much everyone involved in this thread:

19. The owner of the world's best/worst selfie:

20. This person who hopefully didn't swallow:

21. This navigator:

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22. This person and their deep, philosophical questions:

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23. The proud owner of some "chef hat" nails:

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24. The world's worst twin:

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25. Slay asking the important questions:

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26. This person who knows a lot more about the Earth's crust than we all do:

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27. This person who should not be allowed near a computer:

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28. And, of course, Andy:

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So close, yet so far.