If you grew up sometime in the last 30 years, chances are you...
1.
Had your shins absolutely annihilated by these:
2.
Still remember the clickity-clack of this jump rope right before it smacked the life out of you:
3.
Burned the hell out of your legs on a slide like this on a hot summer day:
4.
Had your ankles destroyed by an uncontrolled scooter:
5.
Still have welts on your body from these:
6.
Got a near-concussion after getting hit in the head by an old, water-clogged soccer ball:
7.
Shocked the hell out of your finger on some shock gum:
8.
Ran your fingers over with one of these:
9.
Can still feel the pain of stepping on a LEGO:
10.
Can still smell the toxic fumes from one of these:
11.
Had one of these hit you full speed upside the head:
12.
Burned yourself trying to fasten your scalding metal seatbelt:
13.
Gave yourself a "Mike Tyson uppercut" trying to keep this underwater:
14.
Slapped someone or yourself a liiiiiiittle too hard with a slap bracelet:
15.
Still can feel the Joker style cuts on the sides of your mouth from eating a Freeze Pop:
16.
Have burns on your fingers from a toy oven:
17.
Flattened your fingers carrying a 50 pound box TV:
18.
Still have marks on your heel from a barbie comb:
19.
Got hit in the eye by the seams of a Sock 'Em Bopper:
20.
Were severely injured at your grandma's house by one of these turned upside down:
21.
Wacked the hell out of your ankle while skipping with a Skip-it:
22.
Experienced your first neck strain playing video game demos in the store for a little too long:
23.
Still have to look down to make sure you don't step on one of these toe destroyers:
24.
Had one of these Perfection pieces jammed into your foot:
25.
Still remember stepping on one of these:
26.
Still have bruises on your thumb from trying to make these work:
27.
Got your hair caught going down one of these slides:
28.
Got your fingers caught in a wooden snake:
