Today we all had to find out that Beyoncé lip-synched the national anthem during President Obama’s inauguration. You think that’s bad? Try these:
1. A racist sandwich:
2. Nicolas Cage mixed with Kermit the Frog:
5. Failing miserably at dominoes:
6. Pausing a Nicki Minaj video at the wrong time:
9. Whenever this happens:
10. A snake with braces:
11. Ignoring your aquatic friends:
12. An escalator getting revenge on you for wearing Crocs:
14. Accidentally waiting in line behind store mannequins:
15. Snapchatting in public:
16. Playing this game:
17. Making this classic early morning mistake:
18. Being Anne Sellors:
19. And moths out for blood:
Oh, wait, NEVER MIND. THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING WORSE THAN THIS HAPPENING. WHY, BEE, WHY?
- The Women's March on Washington was one of the largest protests in the city's history.
- Trump's spokesman held a press conference to blame grass coverings for "minimizing" the crowd at the inauguration 🤔
- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics while giving a speech at CIA headquarters.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.