1.
Kim Kardashian feasting on a bird:
2.
Paul Ryan pumpin' iron:
3.
Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne creating Chavril:
5.
The baby named Hashtag:
6.
Honey Boo Boo's mom going down a waterslide:
7.
And Honey Boo Boo's sister's baby with two thumbs:
8.
And just Honey Boo Boo in general:
9.
The guy with the Miley Cyrus chest tattoo:
10.
The real-life Popeye:
11.
That somebody let these people on Twitter:
16.
What Beans from "Even Stevens" looks like now:
17.
That lady who knocked down a newspaper dispenser just so she could eat a pickle:
18.
Nicki Minaj's Republican rap:
19.
Hulk Hogan's sex tape:
20.
Kids drinking hand sanitizer:
22.
People boycotting a COOKIE:
23.
Peaches Geldoff tipping her baby over:
24.
The devastating death of the Twinkie:
25.
Guy Fieri eating in reverse:
26.
The Aquafresh hot dog stock photo:
28.
Guy Fieri eating in reverse, again:
29.
Rupert Murdoch's hands:
30.
That someone let this guy use a dating site:
31.
What the Blink 182 girl looks like today:
32.
People who didn't know who Paul McCartney is:
33.
Justin Bieber dressing like a total doucher when meeting the Prime Minister of Canada:
34.
Synchronized swimming faces:
35.
Jean-short sandal-boots:
36.
The Miami cannibal making cannibalism hip again:
37.
People who thought Carl Weathers was Joseph Kony:
38.
Mary Kate's old, creepy dad-boyfriend:
39.
The Australian spiderweb fields:
40.
Michael Cera's mustache:
41.
Clint Eastwood yelling at a chair:
42.
American flag contacts:
43.
The secret behind Christina Hendricks' bust:
45.
And Chris Brown. Still.